Link: External Link/Members Only (yes, "angles" ...)
Location: Wembley, London
Getting there: I drove and parked in the road where there were 3 or 4 spaces free, so would probably normally be OK. Wembley Park tube is about 7-10 minutes walk away. On "event days", street parking is restricted to permit holders in a large surrounding area for the entire period from 10am to midnight, so parking could be a pain (or extortionate). Check Brent Council's webite for definitive information. I saw a road sign saying it was an "event day today", that they hadn't bothered to flip over.
Cost: £130 on the door. You can book and pay a £50 deposit in advance, or there is way on the website to book without a deposit (if you do this and don't turn up, they may require a deposit to secure future bookings).
Venue: The approach is moderately discreet -- there are lots of homes nearby, so nobody would know where you are walking to until you make the hasty final turn onto the driveway. It's a 2-bedroom apartment built onto the side of a larger house. When I discovered this, I thought it would be way too small for purpose but actually it was fine. The main downside is that there is only one loo and shower, hence a bit of queueing at times. The lounge area has seating for 4 to 6, each bedroom has a somewhat-past-its-best double bed, and there's plenty of standing room. Snacks were provided -- crisps, chocolate, sweets (some joker hid liquorice in the fruit sweets and I thought it was a blackcurrant one).
Ladies:Lucy LoveIt -- Chinese in looks, but not in manner. Pretty face, curvy body, great tits. Confident, vocal, perhaps a bit overwhelming.
Desi Mouse -- Thin gorgeous lady of south asian ethnicity who is clearly in her element doing this kind of thing.
Isha -- Tall head-turning "Indian/Malaysian" lady.
Ivy -- Quieter Chinese lady with epic round tits. The least experienced of the ladies in this environment.
Mandy -- Mature British Essex-type bird, nice-looking, and a manner that could put anyone at ease.
Bianca -- Young British girl. Cute and really tiny.
Gents: About 10 men attended, although at no point were they all there. At the start there were 6 or 7, and gradually a few more arrived but also 1 or 2 drifted off. Aged late-twenties to fifties, I would estimate, and a range of nationalities. Respectful friendly guys.
Action:It was the 7-9pm party, the third of the day. Upon arrival, it was kit off and into a towel, with belongings deposited into a supplied and named bag. The action started at 7:05pm.
This was my first ever party. Never having done anything remotely like this before, I was extremely nervous. Mandy was very welcoming which helped a lot with that, as did the fact that the other guys were a decent bunch. After a quarter of an hour or so of initial awkwardness, most had participated and were friendly and happy to chat.
Most of the action followed a pattern of (i) approach an available lady, (ii) hand job to stiffen up, (iii) condom on, oral, (iv) fuck (mostly mish, cowgirl, doggy). Then, rest, reload and repeat.
There was usually a lady available for any gent in need, either immediately or without too much waiting.
Desi enjoyed a very prolonged session of RO from one enthusiastic lad. She was the only one I saw receiving oral pleasure. She was also the only one who got spit-roasted -- she was absolutely loving it and it was great to watch. I don't know if the others would have been up for similar; maybe nobody asked.
For the finale, the ladies knelt on cushions and invited the guys into a wanking circle around them, urging them to cum on their tits. Despite ten minutes of 6 guys furiously masturbating, most were already fully spent and only 2 pretty meek loads were deposited in total, both on account of tit-wanks from Lucy. Sadly I had to make do with Desi cupping and tickling my balls, and was not one of the two spurters. Quite an experience, though!
The party finished at 9:05pm. Some of the regular guys stayed around to chat with the ladies, and there was no rush to leave. You might have waited a while for a shower at the end.
Conclusion: Very positive. In terms of pure bang for your buck, it's hard to beat. But more than that, the ladies were fun, and having fun. I will return.
