External Link/Members OnlyI know that there has been a lot of interest in this place since an earlier review by i1mpd1ck who described his WSWS review, The fact is that Rajbir, who is a very attractive Asian lady, doesn't do HR or any other intimate touching. She does however recommend Angel who does do HR and works from the same premises. I thought I'd TOFTT and duly made an appointment at a rather expensive one hour massage at £50 + HR at £40.
Angel is 24 and attractive Asian/Arab, she was at the reception desk when I arrived 5 minutes early, she asked me to wait while she disappeared into the back and returned 10 minutes later. So already 5 mins into my hour. She showed me into a small room which was nicely decorated, mood music on and a full size massage table with a head hole. She asked me to undress and get on the table while she popped out of the room I waited on the table for her to return, another 5 mins and she was back.
She placed a towel over my ass and then the massage started with gentle strokes and squeezing of my legs which went on for some time she kept asking if the pressure was ok, I just said yes. No hint of accidental cock or balls brushing. It wasn't really a proper massage but that wasn't what I was really there for. She moved on to my back and arms, same question about pressure every now and then. Really quite boring so far.
She asked me to turn over and asked if there were any particular parts that needed attention, I pointed to my flaccid cock. she said I can do that now, I thought oh yes! here we go! My excitement was short lived as she put a latex glove on one hand together with a bit of oil on my cock, she proceeded to squeeze/fiddle with it until I eventually got hard. Meanwhile she kept up pretty much the same single handed action, her left hand remained by her side and she just stared at the wall opposite she couldn't have looked more disinterested. I could feel that I might go soft so had to muster up the most erotic thoughts I that could (like Rajbir was actually doing the deed) I eventually came but to be honest it wasn't great.
She then dropped a couple of wet wipes on me and said, 'I'll see you outside' and she was gone. No clean up or anything. Total duration 45 mins. So I cleaned myself up, got dressed, paid her the money at the desk and left.
In summary, it was the worst punt I can recall except when one girl used Savlon as a lubricant!
If you are thinking of visiting, don't waste your money. Rubbish.
