Sometimes, there are 'happier' things than a 'happy ending' ...

[tantraman]

There's a first time for everything

My most common punt over all these years to date has been a good massage, topped by a 'happy ending'. As time as gone on, perhaps as I am getting older and achier, the massage has become the single most important part of any such punt ... it's great when HR at the end is delivered akin to a Hegre-style lingam massage, but I forgive a perfunctory tug as long as the prior massage has been good.

Today, I felt the need for a good massage. I eeked out some time around midday, and soon found myself face-down and in the hands of a tight-bodied Thai masseuse. The massage was proving quite blissful ... so much so that, at the typical halfway mark, as I felt oiled featherlight fingers caress my inner thighs, balls and undershaft, when the question of whether I would like anything 'extra' was coyly whispered into my ear, I amazed myself by answering "No, thank you ... just the massage, please." I amazed the masseuse too, who felt the need to more obviously tackle my tackle and repeat herself ...  I again politely declined. The massage thereafter proceeded just as blissfully and professionally ... and ended on the dot of a wonderful hour.

As I had more time to kill, having made an excuse at home that I'd be back by late afternoon, and moreover finding that I had £30 cash spare in my pocket (I always carry a £20 note and a £10 note, trying to negotiate HR for £20 first, and never paying over £30), I thought I'd have a good lunch. I popped into a local Japanese joint, and tucked into succulent prawn gyoza and a delicious chilli chiken ramen, washed down with a refreshing fiery ginger soda ... which came to a total cost of £28.35 (service included).

On the sunny stroll home, I couldn't help but think how much more memorable and fulfilling that £30 meal was, compared to a stranger (no matter how sexily or skillfully) oilily tugging out my cum within 5mins, which I no doubt would've long forgotten already.

This is the first time that I have ever declined a 'happy ending', and I find myself surprsingly 'happier' that I did so. Food for thought, eh?

[Stevelondon]

Is it just me. Or does anyone else want to know what he did with the £1-65p 🤷🏼

[mr.bluesky]

Is it just me. Or does anyone else want to know what he did with the £1-65p 🤷🏼

BFH ( bus fare home ) 
Haven't been on a bus for about twenty years so it's probably more than that 

[Pete556]

Have had plenty of massages without feeling the need to climax. At the end of the day, I'm spending £50 of the usual £70 on the massage so want this to be good.

[Stevelondon]

BFH ( bus fare home ) 
Haven't been on a bus for about twenty years so it's probably more than that 

    You don’t know what you are missing.
I use them quite a bit as I do trains, tubes, trams occasionally. Yes it’s a tad more expensive.
I always find it strange when I’m up North to see people paying for their fare in cash on the buses.
Can you imagine that in London. The journeys would take hours 

[tantraman]

BFH ( bus fare home ) 
Haven't been on a bus for about twenty years so it's probably more than that 

    You don’t know what you are missing.
I use them quite a bit as I do trains, tubes, trams occasionally. Yes it’s a tad more expensive.
I always find it strange when I’m up North to see people paying for their fare in cash on the buses.
Can you imagine that in London. The journeys would take hours 

... you boys are beginning to remind of Blakey and Butler from On the Buses ...

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[WelshClipper]

Is it possible to do a food review on here and still be classed as making review contributions

Just kidding 

When I entered the restaurant the waitress did the usual behind the door trick, the room was spacious with good sized tables, she approached me and presented the menu with extras highlighted like extra salad dressing. I told her what I wanted and it was delivered albeit covered with a flourish and a bottle of Prosecco. She waited and asked if I wanted round two deserts after a breather. I said yes but found I was full after a few bites and declined to finish a second time.
I headed off to the bathroom to clean up the excess cream then got my coat and was out on time. Would I go back, maybe, but there are so many other restaurants to try. But deffo a positive.


Seriously I like sex too much to just have a massage, if ever I cut back it will be to “CIM to completion” but if ever the little guy tires of orgasm, maybe then I may go the massage route

 

[Waterhouse]

When I entered the restaurant the waitress did the usual behind the door trick, the room was spacious with good sized tables, she approached me and presented the menu with extras highlighted like extra salad dressing. I told her what I wanted and it was delivered albeit covered with a flourish and a bottle of Prosecco. She waited and asked if I wanted round two deserts after a breather. I said yes but found I was full after a few bites and declined to finish a second time.
I headed off to the bathroom to clean up the excess cream then got my coat and was out on time. Would I go back, maybe, but there are so many other restaurants to try. But deffo a positive.

 

Quality - that did bring a smile to my face. 😂

[DastardlyDick]

Can you imagine that in London. The journeys would take hours 

That may be why London Buses don't take cash, and haven't since 2014.

[big-al93]

That may be why London Buses don't take cash, and haven't since 2014.

So do the clippies have card machines?

[tantraman]

When I entered the restaurant the waitress did the usual behind the door trick, the room was spacious with good sized tables, she approached me and presented the menu with extras highlighted like extra salad dressing. I told her what I wanted and it was delivered albeit covered with a flourish and a bottle of Prosecco. She waited and asked if I wanted round two deserts after a breather. I said yes but found I was full after a few bites and declined to finish a second time.
I headed off to the bathroom to clean up the excess cream then got my coat and was out on time. Would I go back, maybe, but there are so many other restaurants to try. But deffo a positive.

Ha! ... That's a better review than most! And it's kinda whet my appetite ... hot-listed!

[signy]

BFH ( bus fare home ) 
Haven't been on a bus for about twenty years so it's probably more than that 

Buses are free for us oldies.

[WelshClipper]

I have always loved parody.

It was fun to give it a whirl 

[Stevelondon]

Is it possible to do a food review on here and still be classed as making review contributions

Just kidding 

When I entered the restaurant the waitress did the usual behind the door trick, the room was spacious with good sized tables, she approached me and presented the menu with extras highlighted like extra salad dressing. I told her what I wanted and it was delivered albeit covered with a flourish and a bottle of Prosecco. She waited and asked if I wanted round two deserts after a breather. I said yes but found I was full after a few bites and declined to finish a second time.
I headed off to the bathroom to clean up the excess cream then got my coat and was out on time. Would I go back, maybe, but there are so many other restaurants to try. But deffo a positive.


Seriously I like sex too much to just have a massage, if ever I cut back it will be to “CIM to completion” but if ever the little guy tires of orgasm, maybe then I may go the massage route

 

😂😂😂😂.  Nice one.

But was it a positive.

I’m guessing in this instance it was YOU who swallowed 

[SonofAJohn]

Is it possible to do a food review on here and still be classed as making review contributions

Just kidding 

When I entered the restaurant the waitress did the usual behind the door trick, the room was spacious with good sized tables, she approached me and presented the menu with extras highlighted like extra salad dressing. I told her what I wanted and it was delivered albeit covered with a flourish and a bottle of Prosecco. She waited and asked if I wanted round two deserts after a breather. I said yes but found I was full after a few bites and declined to finish a second time.
I headed off to the bathroom to clean up the excess cream then got my coat and was out on time. Would I go back, maybe, but there are so many other restaurants to try. But deffo a positive.


Seriously I like sex too much to just have a massage, if ever I cut back it will be to “CIM to completion” but if ever the little guy tires of orgasm, maybe then I may go the massage route

 

I'm very interested in hearing what punters eat after leaving a escort booking/massage parlour.
Wish more would mention in their reviews.
I learnt this weekend the importance of eating in between punts especially if you have been at the football drinking since 12pm lunchtime.

[WelshClipper]

😂😂😂😂.  Nice one.

But was it a positive.

I’m guessing in this instance it was YOU who swallowed 

What happens in Vegas……. 

[WelshClipper]

I'm very interested in hearing what punters eat after leaving a escort booking/massage parlour.
Wish more would mention in their reviews.
I learnt this weekend the importance of eating in between punts especially if you have been at the football drinking since 12pm lunchtime.

Usually before a punt I avoid alcohol. Which means in London, bypassing my beloved Flying Horse at Oxford and Tottenham Court Rd 

Afterwards, my thoughts turn to few pints, the frothier the better. 

[ForkEscort]

and tucked into succulent prawn gyoza and a delicious chilli chiken ramen

Screenshot of OP at lunch that day:

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[Jazzy99]

I'm more curious to know where he got the prawn gyoza from since Wagamama don't do it anymore. That definitely is a happy ending.

[SonofAJohn]

Usually before a punt I avoid alcohol. Which means in London, bypassing my beloved Flying Horse at Oxford and Tottenham Court Rd 

Afterwards, my thoughts turn to few pints, the frothier the better. 

Food and alcohol is the best happy ending

[tantraman]

I'm more curious to know where he got the prawn gyoza from since Wagamama don't do it anymore. That definitely is a happy ending.

... Tonkotsu