British Gym Bunny - Gloucestershire, GL3

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Location: Private house in newish development in the arse end of nowhere, plenty of on street parking

Price: £100 for 30 minutes

Comms: Via text, very good

I do like gym fit girls so this SP seemed an obvious choice. I organised a session with her and received comprehensive instructions on where to park, the process for acquiring her actual address and what I should and shouldn’t do. Fair enough, nothing like a bit of OCD level detail to start a punt off with! The address is easy enough to find but she mentioned that people get it wrong all the time because they are “idiots”.

She opens to door and I’m greeted by clutter everywhere. The next thing I notice is a smell of shit, at this point I assume it’s her breath so I’m ready to bounce already and walk out. She mentions that she has dogs so maybe it wasn’t her breath after all. We end up upstairs and the whole way, it’s very cluttered with random stuff but appeared to be reasonably clean.

In the bedroom which is even more cluttered, I get a better look at her, facially she’s reasonably pretty but the rest of her is a train crash. I suspect she was a much bigger girl at some point. It’s all hidden very effectively by some very lovely underwear.

She undoes my trousers and gets to work on me. For such a seasoned sex worker I was expecting a much better BJ but her technique just didn’t do it for me but credit to her as the eye contact was solid throughout and plenty attention to my balls. Condom on, she gets on all fours and I do her from behind. I wouldn’t say she was particularly tight but it did the job.

I’ve just compressed the sexual and looks aspect into one blob of text for brevity. The reality is that all of the above was interspersed with a lot of her talking and complaining about the business and punters. I didn’t have the heart to suggest that maybe she tries something different to make money. She seemed overly paranoid and cynical which didn’t add the mood.

In summary, I think she’s a war torn SP that needs time to warm to you so I’m going to give her a low neutral. YMMV. If she wasn't facially pretty I would have made my excuses and walked. On her AW profile she comes cross very PSE but she gave me nagging GFE vibes instead.

Would I return? No.