Place: Luxury Massage / Vicarage Clinic
Link: External Link/Members OnlyWhen: within the last couple of weeks
Price: £45 (+ £60)
So, once again finding myself with some free time in the high-falutin' hinterlands of Hale and Bowdon, I decided to revisit the scene of my last decent massage and called this place again to see if someone might be immediately available. Thankfully there was, so I headed over and once again found a spot in the miniscule Co-Op carpark.
Running the now familiar gauntlet of civil engineers doing something with the pavement, I knocked on and the magic door opened itself. Once inside, I was met with a different, decidedly tidier woman than last time, who I later found out is called Angela. I followed her shapely rear up the stairs and into the same well-appointed room as last time, where, keen to see if the hugely relaxing massage experience from last time was just a one-off, I handed over £45 for a one hour massage
Standard procedure from that point on for the next 10-15 mins, but the back and shoulder massage was massively disappointing, to the point where I was wondering if she had any idea what she was doing...but then the CC's and reachunders started, and it was very, very clear that she knew
exactly what she was doing !
A very enjoyable 10 mins of almost breathless enjoyment had me moaning and groaning as she tickled and teased me into leaking pre-cum on the paper towel.
On the flip, I was asked if I wanted body to body (and it did sound like she said body to body blowjob, but that may have been wishful thinking as no BJ was forthcoming), for £60, to which I readily agreed. She stripped off to reveal a tidy body with a little bit of softness to it, but still perfectly acceptable.
She then spent about 5 mins going through the motions of body to body, all of which was done with her standing next to the massage bed - no actual full-body slippin-n-slidin to be seen anywhere (despite my repeated asking her to join me on the massage table) but still quite pleasant and gave me time to back off a bit from the brink that she'd brought me to while on my front.
By this point we're only about 25 mins or so into the hour when she stands up, reaches for the oil bottle, and douses my cock. Now steady on, I thought, I've paid for an hour here and I've been in this position before - 5 mins of going at it like a jackhammer, make me spurt as quickly as possible and I'll be out of the door in 40 mins.
However, I'm very happy to report that I had completely misjudged what was about to happen, and everything which had gone before was but an amuse-bouche to get the juices flowing. On the topic of juices flowing, once the kit came off, all areas were 100% accessible and she didn't object to a light fingering, but didn't fake an orgasm or anything like that - maybe my I'm losing my touch !
Anyway, back to the main course - once my cock was nicely oiled up, she proceeded to subject me to the most skilful and well-timed handjob / prostate massage I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. I was brought to the brink a couple of times fairly early on, but she judged it to perfection and backed off to play with my balls and prostate externally to bring me back from the brink. After the second time, she oiled up my ring and spent a good 5 mins slowly building me up to a deep prostate massage as I relaxed into it - at the height of this, her mouth was millimetres away from the head of my cock and was sure that she was going to pop it in, but not to be unfortunately.
After making me shake and groan for 10 mins or so, she stopped wearing me like a puppet, washed her hands and went back to the edging HJ - another couple of cycles and she finally let me pop; when it did happen, it was so explosive and copious that the first few ropes shot completely over my head and hit the wall behind me, with another couple landing on my cheek and shoulder. I've not cum that hard in years and she found it hilarious that I'd hit my face with it.
After I'd been cleaned up with wetwipes and paper towels, there was still about 5 mins left of the allotted hour and I was offered a head massage, but I was done so made my excuses and left.
A very different experience to that which I'd previously had at this place, but extremely enjoyable. The body to body isn't worth it, but I'd happily pay £60 for a nude HJ / Prostate massage of that skill level from a reasonably fit masseuse that isn't averse to a bit of naughtiness. I suspect that more may be on offer with repeat visits too, which I'll be looking to test out soon.
