This punt went from being magnificent to rather disappointing, all in the space of 19 minutes. I left with buyer's remorse, and that is never a good thing. However, the good bits were very good, so a Neutral rather than negative is about right....
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Natasha: Doesn't have a profile that I can find sadly. But I've described her as best as I can below.
When: Few weeks ago on their tour of Brighton.
Comms: Responsive, I think Angelina does the comms and her English is decent. Failed on the first attempted meet. Ghosted me on arrival, I waited for half hour and fucked off. She later apologised.
Reorganised for a week or so later based on the strength of Kyjul's review (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=433138.msg4294304#msg4294304), and seeing Angelina's movie thumbnails on AW that I'd missed first time round. Her mouth looked too inviting, so arranged the second attempted meeting easily on WA, with time and services all confirmed in the same day.
Price/service: Negotiated from £260 to £200 for the pair for 30mins. OWO, DFK, sex protected.
Girls:Angelina: One of those treats where the girl is better looking in real life. Cracking looking, tiny Brazilian (I'd guess just over 5ft), just like her photos/videos, but again, IMO better-looking in the flesh. I thought the scarring on her tits would be bad after seeing a video of her, but IRL I barely noticed. Tidy little puss, little landing strip of hair. All-in-all a pocket rocket.
Natasha: Thicker set, blonde, pretty enough but couldn't hold a flame to Angelina. Fake tits, felt soft, nice and big. Curvy, and quite tall, I'd guess 5ft 7.
On a night out Angelina is the sort of girl who would catch your eye as she entered the bar, but Natasha is the girl you'd end up snogging in the corner after a few too many.
Action:I was only given their apartment number at the exact time we were scheduled to meet. This is galling because it normally takes a few mins to find the right place, walk up the stairs etc.
Galling indeed, because my precious 30mins booking was already being eaten into with me walking fast down the street counting down the house numbers....
I was then greeted at the door by a rather cold and stand-offish Angelina, and a much warmer and more welcoming Natasha.
Angelina wanted money upfront before shower. Fine, handed over and took a quick shower. I'd had one before leaving home, but it was a hot day, and I like to be minty fresh for sex. On leaving the shower I was now almost 8 minutes into the 30. But I assumed this wouldn't be an issue. My bad.
On entering the bedroom, Natasha started on me first. And I was pleasantly surprised at how enthusiastic she was. Very deep French kissing, shoving her ample tits in my mouth, literally eating my face off.
Angelina by contrast stood back, seemed to be dicking about with something. Was the fan I think, as the room as very hot. I beckoned her over and she joined in the kissing, but I was having more fun with Natasha so went back to her.
Soon both girls worked their way south, and were on their knees sucking my raging bone like troopers. Angelina had better technique. DT, spit, slobber. Was awesome. Then they did that porn fantasy thing where they both work up and down the shaft, half kissing each other with your cock in the middle.
In retrospect I should have just carried on like this and bust my nut. I was raging hard and loving every fucking second.
But I also love RO, and told both girls to lay on the bed so I could feast on them.
Angelina first. She had clearly pre-lubed and tasted of cheap strawberries. Was quite overwhelming. Her body is fucking spectacular, but her being a bit cold and offish, and the taste of lube meant I wasn't really feeling it with her, so I soon switched to Natasha.
This is where the punt started to go downhill.
She looked fantastic laying there, in a kind of Rubenesque cherubic way...all fleshy skin and ready for some fun. However on going down on her the smell of stale sweat almost made me recoil. She clearly doesn't shower between punts, and the smell and taste just threw me completely out of the zone. (I could still taste her sweat in my mouth when I left the apartment, and needed a can of fully-leaded coke to remove it).
Because I'd just been spending time munching on Angelina I didn't want to just jump up after a couple of seconds on Natasha and make it obvious she tasted bad.
So head down, thinking of England, I carried on. But now I had lost my boner. Was like a slug rather than a snake. And slugs are pretty useless.
And so it was when Angelina managed to get a condom on me and I started to fuck her in mish. She was so lubed up, the condom one of those thick ones, and I was invertebrate. Couldn't feel a fucking thing. Was pounding away hoping something would start to connect, but it was like pushing a spanner through candyfloss. This wasn't helped by the fake porn noises from Angelina.
Thankfully, Natasha was on-hand to give me the top half of her body, and was kissing me throughout, and feeding me her tits. Which was nice.
Sadly there was no girl-on-girl action. I didn't ask, but didn't feel any was forthcoming. Neither girl kissed, touched, or played with each other at all throughout the session.
After the instantly forgettable mish with Angelina I motioned Natasha to get me hard again by sucking me, and got Angelina on my face. I would have liked for her to have faced Natasha and got them playing/kissing each other while I lay under them, but no, she faced the wall, and seemed distant despite my best efforts.
Natasha managed to get me hard again so on with the dom and into CG with her.
In fairness this was pretty good, and she looked great, but she kept stopping to check the condom, which may have meant I wasn't as hard as I thought I was. To be honest I couldn't feel much because of the amount of lube and thickness of the condom. But she looked gorgeous riding me, and Angelina dipped in offering me her tits for a suck, which was most welcome.
I subtly checked my watch, and we were 19 minutes exactly into the sex, so I thought, 'cool, 10mins to go, let's switch up and get ready to bring it home'.
No such luck. On suggesting doggy, Angelina cut me short and in a pretty annoyed voice told me 'no more sex baby, you need to wank'.
I realised then that the time getting to the flat, the stairs, and the shower (which was more for their benefit than mine), was part of the permitted time. So in reality I had about 2-3 mins left.
I quickly got myself on the bed, and started bashing away at the old boy. Gamely, both girls came to help with kisses, boobs in my face, till I shot my load over my belly, but was one of those releases that was done out of necessity and I didn't really get time to enjoy it.
Very quick shower because I was hot and sweaty, and out the door with a peck on the cheek from both girls.
Conclusion:From the start of the punt and throughout both girls were talking to each other in Portuguese.
This wasn't a playful, sexy, raunchy kind of chatting that had me involved. Instead it excluded me, and made me feel that I was intruding on something. And it seemed to be completely unrelated to what was happening between us. It was like they were planning their dinner after our session.
And Angelina, as mentioned, was distant, cold even. From previous review, and from her videos I was expecting a horny, hungry minx. Maybe my expectations were too high.
Maybe she was tired after a few weeks on the South Coast. This was an evening punt too, perhaps another reason for her being so jaded. Maybe we just didn't click.
Overall I would recommend based on looks, but not service. But as ever YMMV.
As for Natasha, if I do find a profile for her pop up somewhere I'll add it to the comment section below. She was actually a lot of fun, and if it wasn't for the hygiene issue I would have scored her a positive at least.
My 2nd Duo, and not all bad. And for the price just about worth it for the fantastic OWO at the start. However it didn't live up to the fantasy I had in my head, and I will be more judicious next time I plan for a threesome.
Happy punting gents
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