Azalia - HOD, Victoria

[thisisitfororen]

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Booked last minute today, about 3 hours before the meet. Imagine my surprise to actually land an Azalia booking on the day, calling mid afternoon. 30m = 100hr.

Comms
Agency comms, super responsive and booked within minutes.


Location
About 10m walk from Victoria station, easy to find in a nice quiet road despite peak time where everyone is going home. Now this is where I should have read up on HOD reviews more carefully. I am not a fan of having the handler sit right outside the bedroom. Its barely a meter from where she is sitting to the wall of the bedroom. This should've been my signal to walk away.

Girl
Aaaaaaand I saw Azalia and forgot about the above. She is 100/10 hot. Like what the actual fuck and I can't believe I'm paying £100 for this. Facially pretty, dark hair now, INCREDIBLE body. I don't think I've met anyone come close to this. Slim size 6, clearly toned and goes to gym, the best tits i've ever laid my eyes on. Perfect shaped, perky, and natural. Unfortunately though, this is where the experience peaks.

Service
Does not do kissing. She does quick pecks but made it clear she's not into kissing despite DFK and FK being in her services. Fine. I can live with this. But her whole demeanour is one who's clearly fed up and just wanted to it over it. OWO provided well enough, but didn't do it for long and wanted to jump on. I actually couldn't stop myself and eventually ended up with what was possibly a weird smile from her POV coz she kept on asking why I'm smiling and even let out a laugh. I think I found out today that I defensively do this realising just how awkward I can get when interacting with someone who clearly does not want to be there. This is a first for me. I don't know if this was an off-day, the usual Azalia business + the heat, that room was boiling. I even smelt a hint of BO, though not sure if that was from her or previous punts in the room. Either way, I got it over quick and forced to finish quick, otherwise I likely wouldn't be able to if I kept going. This part wasn't particularly hard, as despite the attitude, her on top with that ridiculous body made it easy. It was over 15m into the booking including my shower, and she just went outside to the living room to be with the handler.

Summary
Not sure if jaded, or time of day, heat or my mug not being her type but I definitely will never do a HOD punt again. I did ask her if she does independent bookings (she does) but decided against asking her details. Not that I was sure she'd give it, given how this booking went. I was originally going to leave this as neutral but when I regret spending any amount for an experience, is probably where I draw the line for negs. Perhaps it was worth it just to experience an unbelievably FAF punt, so for you guys looking for a P&D, I don't know if there are any better options out there for this price range, but I'm not that person and my next encounter would prove to be what led me to this decision in the end.

[patelprat]

Such a shame.

Did she explicitly say she's not into DFK/FK, or is that just what you inferred from how she kissed you?

Do you know if she allows RO?

Shame these repeated negative experiences are turning people away from HOD.

Plenty of good indies on AW and Kommons or even VS.

[thisisitfororen]

Such a shame.

Did she explicitly say she's not into DFK/FK, or is that just what you inferred from how she kissed you?

Do you know if she allows RO?

Shame these repeated negative experiences are turning people away from HOD.

Plenty of good indies on AW and Kommons or even VS.

Yep she did explicitly say she doesn't do tongues. Again could just be me and my fucking mug innit 

I don't partake in RO so wouldn't know, and yes agree with you on AW/Kommons and the indies on there. Its just been quite a rare to find a British SP with good vibes and a body like that. Jesus. She could be on £500/hr and people wouldn't bat an eye if she actually gave any semblance of enthusiasm.

[Magic500]

I've seen azalia a few times and agree she's FAF.

I think many girls don't do dfk even though it might be listed on their profile. It's actually at their discretion if you read the smallprint

In this weather I think most of the girls wouldn't want to be there.
The rooms get boiling hot and any fan that's there just blows hot air at you.

[patelprat]

I've seen azalia a few times and agree she's FAF.

I think many girls don't do dfk even though it might be listed on their profile. It's actually at their discretion if you read the smallprint

In this weather I think most of the girls wouldn't want to be there.
The rooms get boiling hot and any fan that's there just blows hot air at you.

you get DFK?

[scouting]

you get DFK?

From Magic's review - Kissing was light but she did kiss

[patelprat]

From Magic's review - Kissing was light but she did kiss

I saw. But as he has now been a few times now, I was just wondering if that had improved.

[Magic500]

I've been 4 times to see azalia and I think she has warmed up to me quite well.

Kissing has been on the menu but if you mean tongues entwined dfk, no. It's light and lip based though when I first went to her, even that was very poor.
In the last two sessions I noticed her kissing got better. I wouldn't call it dfk but she seemed more enthusiastic than the first time.

I think the fact that hod don't allow clients to pre-book her, costs her bookings. It's good for us though.

I could never get to see her before as her regulars had booked her up. At least now there's a chance.

Having said that, I don't use HOD as much now. The conveyor belt thing together with how hot the rooms get in this weather is a bit off putting.

[patelprat]

I've seen azalia a few times and agree she's FAF.

I think many girls don't do dfk even though it might be listed on their profile. It's actually at their discretion if you read the smallprint

In this weather I think most of the girls wouldn't want to be there.
The rooms get boiling hot and any fan that's there just blows hot air at you.

thanks 

[tp69]

Def a shame.

[Venkman]

Thanks for this review ,was debating to see her , but now im no rush anymore and there should be no excuse for bo . Needs to freshen up proper between punts if it means a quick shower then so be it especially due to high heat.

[maybe]

A shame she hasn’t changed even after all this time. Occasionally I still want to go back to see if I get a better reception, …. Gotta use my bigger brain and not the little one.

[Shadow314]

Azalia's got the looks but there'll be better picks on the rota service-wise, Gabriella/Jess will do DFK and show more enthusiasm.

However, if the below holds then HoD isn't gonna be the place for you.

... I am not a fan of having the handler sit right outside the bedroom. Its barely a meter from where she is sitting to the wall of the bedroom. This should've been my signal to walk away.

[thisisitfororen]

However, if the below holds then HoD isn't gonna be the place for you.

Yeah for sure hence why im never doing a hod punt again. It was just awkward for me and definitely came through in my demeanour when in action with Azalia and just spiralled when she pointed out my awkwardness. She was hot as hell and I think I could’ve gotten over it if she had been more GFE than mechanical.