Diana Bentham - Cheadle

[mainlysleepy]

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Normal whoretel in Cheadle that is bigger than a hamlet and smaller than a town

I am glad this happened now rather than earlier in my punting life as I would never have walked.

Checked her profile and liked the pics but was worried about her lack of reviews.

Very easy communication which is about the only positive.

Knocked on door, normal behind the door shenanigans but when I could see her I knew I had been duped.

More GILF than MILF. Very podgy, bursting out of her lingerie in a not good way. Facially reminded me of Sarah Lancashire so she was probably fit in her day...but now, for me, really not attractive. Massive belly and very lumpy all over. Slight, old lady stoop and just not doing it for me.

Made my apologies and left.

I may have been harsh, but for £280 and hour I want at least a semi-attractive girl to suck me off. I want to get attracted. As it was, I would not have bothered in my private life so was unwilling to shell out so many notes.

Pictures may be her, but either a long time ago or heavily doctored. I don't believe they are from 2023 to 2024 as stated in her profile.

£140? Maybe
£280? Not a chance.

If you read this, Diana, please take this as constructive. You are in a trade where looks matter. Join a gym, get fit or drop the price to reflect the market.

[Cheshuk]

said this in my review, grim

[mainlysleepy]

I should've taken more note than the 2 positives!!!

Lesson learned!

[Winterspirit]

Thanks for this had her in my hotlist but I’ll take her off now

[george r]

Just shows you how you can't always go by the pics

[Captain caveman 69]

If your are reading this Diana just put some honest pics up honestly lots of punters like fat old birds trust me

[scutty brown]

One hour incall now £200
does she read this site?

[Springoid]

If your are reading this Diana just put some honest pics up honestly lots of punters like fat old birds trust me

I would, but not for £140!

[Cheshuk]

If your are reading this Diana just put some honest pics up honestly lots of punters like fat old birds trust me

 

[The donald]

She looks like a supermodel in the photos 

[Db1983]

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Normal whoretel in Cheadle that is bigger than a hamlet and smaller than a town

I am glad this happened now rather than earlier in my punting life as I would never have walked.

Checked her profile and liked the pics but was worried about her lack of reviews.

Very easy communication which is about the only positive.

Knocked on door, normal behind the door shenanigans but when I could see her I knew I had been duped.

More GILF than MILF. Very podgy, bursting out of her lingerie in a not good way. Facially reminded me of Sarah Lancashire so she was probably fit in her day...but now, for me, really not attractive. Massive belly and very lumpy all over. Slight, old lady stoop and just not doing it for me.

Made my apologies and left.

I may have been harsh, but for £280 and hour I want at least a semi-attractive girl to suck me off. I want to get attracted. As it was, I would not have bothered in my private life so was unwilling to shell out so many notes.

Pictures may be her, but either a long time ago or heavily doctored. I don't believe they are from 2023 to 2024 as stated in her profile.

£140? Maybe
£280? Not a chance.

If you read this, Diana, please take this as constructive. You are in a trade where looks matter. Join a gym, get fit or drop the price to reflect the market.

Hi

It's Diana here, I've joined specifically to reply to this review as I'm pretty upset. I remember you- like it was yesterday in fact.

You knocked on the hotel door a full **30 minutes** early with no warning text- I thought it was house keeping. I opened the door a crack to which you forced it open and tried to kiss and grope me. I was shocked and pretty freaked out. I ended up having to slam the door in your face because I thought you were going to force your way in. This was in the doorway in full view of the cleaners a little up the corridor. You then walked away with a big cringe smile on your face like it was the biggest ‘gotcha’ moment of your life.

‘Pudgy and popping out of my lingerie’

I never EVER answer the door in lingerie. I always wear a dress- specifically in case I get a client like you who wants to try and grope me without paying.

‘Gilf’ with an ‘old lady stoop’

I'm 40 not 60. Are you serious??

‘Get to the gym’

I'm a size 10. If I'm so out of shape and so ugly why did you try to kiss me the second you saw me?

You are not an experienced client and I believe your reviews are fake. Any client knows there is no such thing as ‘behind the door shenanigans’. You enter, have small talk and exchange the money. Experienced clients know not to turn up early, a few minutes maybe but not a full half an hour. You wanted to have a go for free so you could wank over it afterwards, and because I kicked you out you've written a negative review.

And as for constructive criticism (!!!) here's mine-

DON'T GO AROUND ASS*ULTING ESCORTS THEN LEAVE BAD REVIEWS WHEN THEY WONT TOLERATE IT


Please, guys, there are some serious fantasists out there who will say literally anything for clout on this forum. I look good, always makes the effort and am a good provider and shouldn't have to put up with this.

D x

[Db1983]

Also, as an aside. There have been lots of purportedly 'legendary' reviewers on here who have turned out to have faked every single review and UKP have rightly banned them. To the genuine lovely clients,  don't believe everything you read. If a guy is really degrading towards an escort, calling her a whore or a 'fat bird'- just imagine the type of guy he is in person and the way he treats escorts or women in general. Rant over x

[Kool Keef]

Only you & the punter know what really went on during this booking so i'm not gonna get into that but you pick him up on  a couple of points regarding age & dress size, a quick look through your previous reviews shows most, if not all of them, say you look older &  bigger than what you advertise.
Are they all lying or are you a bit deceptive on your profile?

[teadrinker56]

Not taking either side as we are all biased but a couple things seem odd. How did he know the room number in advance? Never had a single woman give me the room number unless they know i'm at the hotel. Also you never thought to look through the peephole and just opened the door to someone who more than likely wouldn't look like staff? Seems like a couple of rookie mistakes for a seasoned escort.

[Db1983]

The fact that you're defending this person trying to assault me because I gave the room number early or for not looking through a peephole says it all. This will be my final post in this thread. Absolutely appalling comments, even by this websites standards. And then you wonder why everyone on social media thinks reviewers on ukp are predators. Disgusting.

[Captain caveman 69]

Not taking either side as we are all biased but a couple things seem odd. How did he know the room number in advance? Never had a single woman give me the room number unless they know i'm at the hotel. Also you never thought to look through the peephole and just opened the door to someone who more than likely wouldn't look like staff? Seems like a couple of rookie mistakes for a seasoned escort.

exactly what I was thinking so the punter turned up half a hour early how would he know the room number . She's busted fuking thick as well as old and fat

[daviemac]

Not taking either side as we are all biased but a couple things seem odd. How did he know the room number in advance? Never had a single woman give me the room number unless they know i'm at the hotel. Also you never thought to look through the peephole and just opened the door to someone who more than likely wouldn't look like staff? Seems like a couple of rookie mistakes for a seasoned escort.

It's been a while since you posted a review mate, is there a reason for that?

[teadrinker56]

Yeh not been well for a long time unfortunately. Recently started checking out the forum again as I have improved and hope to be back at it again soon if everything holds together.

[Cheshuk]

Please, guys, there are some serious fantasists out there who will say literally anything for clout on this forum to discredit an honest bad review

agree 

[MT09]

All your reviews are wrong Diane? stop talking nonsense, be honest on your profile, if you are fat and old, show it, otherwise you are trying to scam us men, that is why this site is so important.

[longnorlad]

We are now in Trumps world where you don't know who, what or whether to believe anything.  I saw Estella/Diana a few years ago when she was gorgeous classy and sexy as hell, shame she now seems to divide opinion.  Am I tempted to see for myself...better settle for the memory I think cos Ive gone downhill a bit too and rarely go back anyway

[Captain caveman 69]

All your reviews are wrong Diane? stop talking nonsense, be honest on your profile, if you are fat and old, show it, otherwise you are trying to scam us men, that is why this site is so important.

exactly #1

[mainlysleepy]

Hi

It's Diana here, I've joined specifically to reply to this review as I'm pretty upset. I remember you- like it was yesterday in fact.

You knocked on the hotel door a full **30 minutes** early with no warning text- I thought it was house keeping. I opened the door a crack to which you forced it open and tried to kiss and grope me. I was shocked and pretty freaked out. I ended up having to slam the door in your face because I thought you were going to force your way in. This was in the doorway in full view of the cleaners a little up the corridor. You then walked away with a big cringe smile on your face like it was the biggest ‘gotcha’ moment of your life.

‘Pudgy and popping out of my lingerie’

I never EVER answer the door in lingerie. I always wear a dress- specifically in case I get a client like you who wants to try and grope me without paying.

‘Gilf’ with an ‘old lady stoop’

I'm 40 not 60. Are you serious??

‘Get to the gym’

I'm a size 10. If I'm so out of shape and so ugly why did you try to kiss me the second you saw me?

You are not an experienced client and I believe your reviews are fake. Any client knows there is no such thing as ‘behind the door shenanigans’. You enter, have small talk and exchange the money. Experienced clients know not to turn up early, a few minutes maybe but not a full half an hour. You wanted to have a go for free so you could wank over it afterwards, and because I kicked you out you've written a negative review.

And as for constructive criticism (!!!) here's mine-

DON'T GO AROUND ASS*ULTING ESCORTS THEN LEAVE BAD REVIEWS WHEN THEY WONT TOLERATE IT


Please, guys, there are some serious fantasists out there who will say literally anything for clout on this forum. I look good, always makes the effort and am a good provider and shouldn't have to put up with this.

D x

I was actually tempted to report this as it is quite defamatory.

Fortunately, the other experienced members of this site picked you up on your lies. Had I turned up 30 minutes early I would not have known where to go, no one in their right mind would cause a rucous in a busy hotel unless they loved jail food and <b>you have have responded to punters before under the username "Estella" https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=186441 </b>so you did not just join to reply, you created a new profile to further deceive forum members.

I will be generous and say you mixed me up with someone else. There is no way I would even think of assaulting - for God's same you outweigh me by at least 2 stone!

[Cheshuk]

you outweigh me by at least 2 stone!

😂

[chrishornx]

One hour incall now £200
does she read this site?

and £180 for the next half hour!!

I agree it is curious how he turned up 30 minutes earlier - any season pro wouldn't give out the room number until they were ready.

 Also if she shut the door on him how does she know he walked off with a big smile on his face?

do you have to be member on here to read reviews?

[Blackpool Rock]

I was actually tempted to report this as it is quite defamatory.

Fortunately, the other experienced members of this site picked you up on your lies. Had I turned up 30 minutes early I would not have known where to go, no one in their right mind would cause a rucous in a busy hotel unless they loved jail food and <b>you have have responded to punters before under the username "Estella" https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=186441 </b>so you did not just join to reply, you created a new profile to further deceive forum members.

I will be generous and say you mixed me up with someone else. There is no way I would even think of assaulting - for God's same you outweigh me by at least 2 stone!

So she appears to have 2 profiles which isn't allowed, i'm sure the mods will sort it out 

[chrishornx]

I would imagine you have to have a profile on here to read  reviews

if so then yes she must have 2 profiles

[90125]

Yeh not been well for a long time unfortunately. Recently started checking out the forum again as I have improved and hope to be back at it again soon if everything holds together.

Bullshit you’ve been regularly logging on for yonks and have not been absent and just returned.

[mdiver1]

Thanks for the review mate.

I was going to book this one a few days ago. But saw this review and her replies.