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External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £200 for 1.5hrs Outcall
This review is of a meet 2-3 months ago. Having gone back on her page recently, I see costs have gone up substantially and no longer appears to provide DFK or Pentration. Though does still list GFE in her description. I think such meets are outside what she likes to do, which is more domme and fetish. That being said, Jade was the one who bid on my RB which made clear what the booking was for.
I've toyed with putting this as Negative. But, I think it was other factors outside Jade's control that tarnished this meet more than her. On balance for that side of things it is a Neutral. What was asked for was offered, it was the delivery that left something to be desired. So on with the review.
Arranged meet via WhatsApp after initial comms on AW. Asked for £50 deposit, which I obliged. Though was miffed as profile states "Deposits mandatory for those who are unregistered or don't have feedback". Which I have both (albeit feedback that was 3-6 months old at time of booking). Jade struggled to find hotel despite postcode, name and directions. But found it just as I had made it into the lobby to try and find her.
Big question, I'm still trying to work out to this day. Are those pictures of her on AW? Not in the realm of, this is clearly a completely different person, but more how/when were these taken. Don't get me wrong, Jade was stunning, but perhaps "thicker" than expected. Not fat/chubby, clearly still toned and fit. Her Canadian accent came through in conversation and was a definite plus for me.
The big thing that turns this Neutral to me, Jade gave off a vibe of not being entirely at ease being there. She had stopped by a shop to grab a pre-mixed drink in a can which she drank while talking a little too quickly and about random stuff. Someone was nervous.
Once she got changed things settled and she looked stunning in her lingerie. We both went on the bed and started kissing and DFK. I could have done that for ages, but foreplay didn't seem to be an interest of Jade's and quickly proceeded to OWO. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. Jade positioned herself so I had little to play with, and just had to lie there. Tried to move her so I could put my hands on something, but that didn't last long.
It was time to put on the condom, and was just handed the packet and told to put it on myself. Now look, this is entirely on me I guess. I struggled to get this thing on, but there was no help offered. Mood killer though I tried to play it off. But he downstairs took this as an opportunity to just give up. Finally getting it on we moved to doggy, but I just was not able to perform. All the usual "this has never happened before" etc etc. We tired a couple of more times, taking the condom off and going for a BJ again. But each time the condom went on, that was it. Told her I wanted to perform oral on her, as a I usually enjoy this and thought it might bring me back around. I've never had someone so disinterested in me performing oral on them. I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but there was little in the way of interest the moment I said it. No responses or feedback while doing it. I may as well have licked the bed sheets.
We gave up on trying to actually fuck and she told me just to finish myself off on her tits. Again, disinterest. I sat at edge of the bed while she kneeled on the floor. Jade just sat there, no assistance not even dirty talk. Just waiting for me to complete myself. We did finally finish. She cleaned herself up, got dressed and left.
There was no clock watching from myself or Jade. The meet finished with Jade leaving probably 15 or so minutes early. Plus the time it took her to find the place meant it was a late start too.
In short, putting aside my performance issues this is a Neutral. Services were rendered and offered. Jade was beautiful, her accent great. However, the meet was intended to be a GFE and there was little to none of that. There was no intimacy, felt very routine and ultimately felt like they did not really want to be there.
I would not return. That being said, from our conversations, Jade is someone who is very much into the side of things she mainly advertises on her profile. So you may have a better experience if seeking her out for something more akin to that.
