Author Topic: Celita Thai Massage - Sheffield  (Read 3276 times)


11 review(s) for Celita Thai Massage (8 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by kuck]

Offline dl80

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Booked 1 hr at £130 + £10 for owo

Flat complex in central Sheffield. Went in the evening, but parking nearby was an absolute nightmare, think the flat was being shared by multiple SPs although I think it was the girl as pictured.

Service wise, started with a bit of massage, face down. Used a bit of baby oil but wasn't great.

Turned over for a bit of owo before she stuck her boobs in my face for a bit. As previous reviews, they have been enhanced and were quite hard from it. Celita then went to put the condom on, but I thought this was a bit quick and said I wanted more oral before the main action as I'd booked for an hour. Got a bit of kissing, but she seemed quite sniffly, so think she may have had a cold or something starting. Condom on, she rode on top for a few minutes, before turning over for mish. I was getting a bit bored by now as the action wasn't great. I was then encouraged to go harder and blow with fake moans and encouragement before blowing in the bag.

No shower offered, quick cuddle and kiss when leaving

Back on the street 25 mins after walking in, so was very short changed on time. Even after me trying to slow things down. Would not return or recommend.


Online Snagbadjer

What a scammer. Bad luck, mate. This is why I never book an hour. I know an hour would be better as you can relax into a punt etc. but I don't want to take the risk with an unknown. Better luck on the next one.

P.s. was it the flats near Queen St?

Offline wakefieldlad13

What a scammer. Bad luck, mate. This is why I never book an hour. I know an hour would be better as you can relax into a punt etc. but I don't want to take the risk with an unknown. Better luck on the next one.




I need to be a bit of a devils advocate with this one

You book 60 mins so you should get your 60 mins but i think labelling her a scammer is a bit harsh, she as 6 previous reviews and all are green and no suggestion of any short timing issues

Maybe there were contributing issues which we dont know about, the review is a little basic so for me i think Dl80 maybe could have tried to take more control, i know that is not always easy to do and looking at his reviews he may still be a bit green, 2 reviews this week and his only other 2 were near on 4 years ago

I do believe that each punter should award his score as he sees fit though i personally look at previous reviews for both parties and her past suggests it could be possible that something else was not quite right for her
We all have our expectations and often if they are not met then we blame the provider and award greys or reds when in fact it could be our own expectations which was the issue
Like i looked at her reviews i also looked at Dl80s, and whilst his reviews have been quite sparce for the last 2 years plus, i see that he awarded Tan at Muang a grey which surprised me at the time as Tan always seemed to deliver the goods unless someone wound her up the wrong way

As for not booking a 1 hour session with an unknown, she as 6 straight positive reviews, i wouldnt have said she was unknown

Regardless of anything said, many thanks for your review, the more people review the providers the better picture we can get of said providers

Offline qarma

What a scammer. Bad luck, mate. This is why I never book an hour. I know an hour would be better as you can relax into a punt etc. but I don't want to take the risk with an unknown. Better luck on the next one.

P.s. was it the flats near Queen St?

I find it much easier to book for 30 mins and then upgrade to an hour if I feel the need once I've met the SP. Potentially more awkward going the other way!!

Offline dl80

I wouldn't go as far as scammer, I just like to take my time hence booking the hour. Looking back on my review of Tan, it was probably my preference for a slow build up which made me feel it was neutral.

We all react differently to certain things, hence YMMV is probably the key here!

Offline wakefieldlad13

I wouldn't go as far as scammer, I just like to take my time hence booking the hour. Looking back on my review of Tan, it was probably my preference for a slow build up which made me feel it was neutral.

We all react differently to certain things, hence YMMV is probably the key here!

Like yourself, i like to have the time so it is quite rare that i make bookings for less than 1 hour

Again, thanks for your review

Online Snagbadjer

Scammer all day long for me. Rushing someone out the door after 25 minutes, potentially exploiting a nervous or green punter taking the money but not delivering on services.

Offline wakefieldlad13

Scammer all day long for me. Rushing someone out the door after 25 minutes, potentially exploiting a nervous or green punter taking the money but not delivering on services.

Dont get me wrong, i understand where you are coming from but it just seems out of sorts with her other reviews but if she is or has started to short time punters then it will eventually rear its head on here when she tries it on with a seasoned punter

Personally i wouldnt avoid her on the basis of this thread however if any of the more timid guys on here were thinking about seeing her then i would be tempted to confirm the booking length prior to handing over the fee and also let her know the exact time too

Online Snagbadjer

Dont get me wrong, i understand where you are coming from but it just seems out of sorts with her other reviews but if she is or has started to short time punters then it will eventually rear its head on here when she tries it on with a seasoned punter

Personally i wouldnt avoid her on the basis of this thread however if any of the more timid guys on here were thinking about seeing her then i would be tempted to confirm the booking length prior to handing over the fee and also let her know the exact time too

Good point. Maybe the moral of the story is that the more reviews the better, as it gives us all a more accurate picture of the SP's record rather than relying on one or two questionable reviews. I've had some amazing punts with SPs that got really bad reviews off others, so yeah I think you are right.

Offline here2screw

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Booked 1 hr at £130 + £10 for owo

Flat complex in central Sheffield. Went in the evening, but parking nearby was an absolute nightmare, think the flat was being shared by multiple SPs although I think it was the girl as pictured.

Service wise, started with a bit of massage, face down. Used a bit of baby oil but wasn't great.

Turned over for a bit of owo before she stuck her boobs in my face for a bit. As previous reviews, they have been enhanced and were quite hard from it. Celita then went to put the condom on, but I thought this was a bit quick and said I wanted more oral before the main action as I'd booked for an hour. Got a bit of kissing, but she seemed quite sniffly, so think she may have had a cold or something starting. Condom on, she rode on top for a few minutes, before turning over for mish. I was getting a bit bored by now as the action wasn't great. I was then encouraged to go harder and blow with fake moans and encouragement before blowing in the bag.

No shower offered, quick cuddle and kiss when leaving

Back on the street 25 mins after walking in, so was very short changed on time. Even after me trying to slow things down. Would not return or recommend.

how old do you think she is? her first photo on VS makes her look much younger than some of her others.

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