Author Topic: Noni - Thai matron - Kingston  (Read 1919 times)

Offline LLPunting

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Easy comms, prompt and clear with availability and directions.  Did not enquire about extras.

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Thanks to Beastmaster https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=419755.msg4196143#msg4196143 for the headsup on this place.   :drinks:
Finally got a chance to try a couple of months back when Noni was back from Thailand.
Basement rooms beneath a nail/pedi bar.  Exposed frontage with clear plate glass, female customers present.
Room had a sturdy, large massage table and enough room around.  Tidy and clean.

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The Noni I met was a chunky late-40s+ matron.  Good few inches of slack belly tucked in with heavy duty Spanx.  Weathered, aged face was friendly and smiley but no oil painting.  English more than passable.  C/D flappy naturals that might once have been highly admirable plump ones.  5’2ish.

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Good massage with firm strokes and manipulations.  With her size it was almost unavoidable that some part of her belly or thighs would make contact as she leaned in to massage.  Her puss was buried by her fupa so unlikely to brush anything other than outstretch fingers or sharp elbows.  Chatted and flirted with her and hands were allowed to roam as she massaged.  She still seemed surprised when I asked if she would do b2b but with little persuasion she wrestled out of her clothing and clambered aboard claiming not to know what to do.
She straddled my thighs and used two hands to work my erection with a load of oil in a very pleasurable way.  Encouraged her to come about into 69 and a good many minutes were spent tonguing her puddling puss whilst she hungrily gobbled cock.
She had no condom to hand and I’d used my emergency one earlier in the week so no FS but hopefully a return will go the distance next time I’m out West.

Happily took +40 after we cleaned up and dressed.  No shower in the room, can’t recall if one avail.

Walls and door aren't soundproof so keep the noise right down, especially with ladies and children customers upstairs.  If you cause a scene it could get very public very quickly and your only way out might be under escort by the cops.

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£40 is good value for B2B in this day and age! How much did you pay for the massage?
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£40 is good value for B2B in this day and age! How much did you pay for the massage?

Some older ladies recognise they're (well) past their prime and 40 still buys a fair bit if you're shopping for essentials rather than trying to fund a delusional IG lifestyle. 

50 on the door I think.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2025, 11:27:46 am by LLPunting »

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I saw Noni a little while ago after she got back from Thailand too.

Haven't had a chance to review yet but will try and get around to it.

I think the experience was neutral to be fair.

Noni is more like mid 50s and she's quite big.. like really quite big.

She doesn't seem to talk money or have any prices and acts quite surprised when you bring it up, so slipping her £30 or £40 at the end seems to be what most people do.

She does a good massage, I just think her age and size isn't really accurately mentioned on here, so anyone going might be in for a surprise.

Also, the establishment isn't the cleanest. I didn't see any shower and the upstairs is super public, so it's quite embarrassing walking out past the local mums getting their nails done.  :crazy:

Not my kind of punt, but others might disagree.

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Could always try bounding up the stairs saying how the massage has made you a new man and flirt with the clients to see who's up for a "date".

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Haha Thanks for the entertaining review


I'm always on the lookout for Thai woman.

How big was she?

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Walls and door aren't soundproof so keep the noise right down, especially with ladies and children customers upstairs.  If you cause a scene it could get very public very quickly and your only way out might be under escort by the cops.

What type of scene ? What arrestable offence might one be committing for the police to be called, and the client escorted out?

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Haha Thanks for the entertaining review


I'm always on the lookout for Thai woman.

How big was she?

Couple stone overweight probably more, bigger waist than hips

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What type of scene ? What arrestable offence might one be committing for the police to be called, and the client escorted out?

If you ignore the instructions of the SP then you can expect consent to be withdrawn and being told to leave so any attempt to accost or resume will be sexual harassment at least.  You could also be done for soliciting or public nuisance

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Couple stone overweight probably more, bigger waist than hips

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