External Link/Members Only I've been aware of the profile for a while and following the recent review by Mr FC I finally made the call. On the phone she sounds like a sweet little old lady which almost made me turn and run but she had a positive review and besides I'm made of sterner stuff so I booked in for an hour at 120. On the phone she tells you she is a lady in her forties which is almost amusing as her AW profile states 50. She rabbits away on the phone about the stuff that is already on her profile which perhaps gives you an idea about what is to come.
Her place is on the infamous estate north west of Derby. To get there you drive through part of the estate that is run down but the area and street where she is are fine. She answered the door dressed in a shortskirt, top and holdups. She is slim, face was heavily made up and she looks mid-fifties. At this point I decided to stay rather than run off. I was shown into the lounge where there is a massage table against the wall in the corner, so access to only two sides, and the famous blow up bed - it is a double height one fully inflated so not really that different to a low bed. There was also one of those small ghetto blasters with diso lights flashing away playing some awful racket but thankfully not too loud. The place is clean and there was no smell of smoke or weed although you do get a whiff of smoke from her hair when you are up close. It didn't bother me and I am sensitive to fags.
I stripped off as bidden while she stashed the cash. She wanted me face down to start with and a fairly rubbish "massage" began - neither sensual or firm - accompanied by constant jabber. A little bit of arse and ball tickling but nothing to get me going. I turned over after a few minutes, still soft, and suggested she removed some clothing so she stripped off. Her slim figure is really quite remarkable and would not look out of place on a woman considerably younger. I was expecting some sag but she has a very neat pair of B cups, decent legs and arse and she is trimmed. The nothing massage that was neither sensual or therapeutic continued along with the jabber but now I was on my back I could run my hand up her leg and have a play so I now had a semi.
She wanted to swap over which was fine by me so she lay down on ther front. After playing with her superb little bum and sliding a finger in for a few minutes I turned her over and had a lick. I don't mind a hairy fanny and she was clean and fresh.
Kissing was a few rubbish pecks so either I caught her on a bad day or she fancied the last reviwer a lot more than me.
She applied a condom without drama but the OW was hopeless. I stood up to move to the bed and she just backed on to me and started fucking. This was ok but mechanical. We then got on the bed and contined in speedbump which was pleasant. She said she wanted to turn over and in the process had a look and commented that I hadn't come yet. Sexy she isn't and her best skill is probably killing any mood stone dead. We carried on in mish until I filled the bag. Even then she had a strange way of holding me which was off-putting.
I have to go with a neutral even though she has a remarkable figure for a woman of her age. Almost no oral, no kissing, no sensuality and not a particularly good fuck. She just talks away in her own little world and seems unaware that anyone would want something different. Pleasant enough person who I think is just clueless rather than cynical.
