Author Topic: lucky mia - Woodford - bait and switch  (Read 992 times)


1 review(s) for lucky mia (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline Archieballs

Location: block of flats in Woodford (bit of a trek from tube) plenty of parking
When: April 25
Cost: £60 for 30 min (extras not taken £20 French kissing; £20 OWO; £40 OWO and CIM).
WG: clearly not the fox on the AW site but ok for pump and dump

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Judging by the photos on the AW site and the price point, it should have been obvious this was a bait and switch but I had lowered my expectations in advance.

Location wasn’t too difficult to get to by car and there was parking available. Comms are handled by a Chinese madam (who is actually a decent looking MILF) and the prices were okish for a pump and dump. £100 for an hour would not be recommended.

There is a lift in the flats which is just as well  as the flat is located on one of the top floors. Door was opened by the madam and she led me to another room where the WG was. She was about 5ft5, decent fake tits (soft rather than bolt one), nice shapely legs, bit of a tummy, and some hair above the business end. Face wasn’t particularly attractive but was ok. Chinese and her english was limited.

I could have walked but I was expecting a switch and parted with the £60 notes. WG (not called Mia) was quite pleasant (voice was annoying though). Some light kissing and she started work on the BJ (covered but for £20 notes she would do OWO). Quite decent BJ with attention to the balls. She let me gently thrust into her open mouth and didn’t complain.

Onto the sex and she was fine with me trying different positions on and off the bed. She finally got me to cum when she got on top and did a very decent Cowgirl.

She then cleaned me up and herself. And gave a very good massage which was much needed and hit the spot. Used her knees as well as her hands and decent amount of pressure.

I got dressed with about 5 mins to go. Spoke briefly to the madam, who said there would be a new girl coming on Monday.

Overall, for £60 it was decent pump and dump but I wouldn’t return, hence the neutral rating.




Offline sparkus

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Hating myself as I type this but any clue on if the decent MILF also works?  :D

Nice rack on the fake pics  :dash:

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The thought did cross my mind and I did give her a cheeky slap on the arse on my way in (to test the waters) but I suspect she has probably put her whoring days firmly behind her…. Real shame.

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The thought did cross my mind and I did give her a cheeky slap on the arse on my way in (to test the waters) but I suspect she has probably put her whoring days firmly behind her…. Real shame.

I've met a fair few Chinese maids with a cheeky glint but nothing doing. The only exception for this was when Tina Services, then on maid duties that day, made me stand inside a bathroom with her while the next punter was let in so spying her bra-less pair I asked her to hoist up her t-shirt to allow me a quick inspection. A couple of times when visiting a double crew if they tout the second one for a return visit I find it's worth asking to try before you buy. So yeah always worth a try.

Though I've lost track of how many MILF maids have said no when asked.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2025, 10:18:50 pm by sparkus »

Offline Archieballs

Agreed - the probability is that the madam was an ex-WG and has seen plenty of action (and cocks)in her time. No harm in asking especially if she is a hot Milf.