Author Topic: Lilly San Ling Swiss Cottage  (Read 8614 times)

Offline shawtyy

Price: 50 Massage, 70 extras
Duration: 1 hour
When: a few months back

I happend to be walking around in the area with time to kill on a nice day and walked past the shop. Lots of people walking about , so not much discretion walking in. I decided to take down the number shown on heir sign and book with lily who was immediately available and then walked as fast as possible into the shop (in my head nobody saw me lol)

No one was at the floor but heard a voice to come down the stairs. I asked the girl if she was lilly to which she said yes. Lillyreviews are accurate, and like all asian women, you can tell shes not young but not old looking at the same time.

I was taken into the last room at the back and I asked to have a quick shower. given a towel and flip flops and went to have shower in a big wet room.

Back in the room, i was asked to lay on the table and given a massage, not the best.  She kept showing me a phone which showed me her std results lol. i dont know if it was real or not. but she was proud.

after about 10 minutes she asked what i wanted, i played dumb and asked what was for offer, to whcih she replied everything depending on what i offer. I just said 70 (i should have maybe said less)

I then asked her to lick my ass, which she then lifted my legs and started rimming me. she then put a condom on her finger and put a finger in. She made a comment that i was clean, and then took the condom of her finger and stuck her tung in and out and changed between this and her finger also while giving me a bj. i then told her to suck on my toe and let me fuck her mouth.

I then asked for a condom and fucked her pussy with me standing and her bent over on the massage table. after a few minutes i asked to fuck her ass. She told me she doesn't normally do this (again LOL) but told me i can. i kept going from pussy to ass to her mouth. after fucking her in multiple positions. i laid her on the table and fucked her mouth, harder and harder. i then pulled out her mouth and wanked over her face while one hand was grabbing her nack and slapping her face until i came all over it.

she was pretty much up for anything. I then went to shower which she joined me. I told her where the toilet was as i needed to pee and she said you can do it here in the shower. As I pee'd she crouched down and held my dick pointing it towards her taking it on her face and body. a very yellow stream of piss.

we then both showered and off i went.

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Wow you got a lot for your money there.

Is this the place?   

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Just read some more reviews of this place. Did you know she's a cream pie barebacker?

Offline shawtyy

@scouting

I did after i came back and read other reviews, and the fact she was showing me her results. I would have used a condom for pen even if i did know at the time.

Offline markfin

Everyone knows Lily does bare back 😂

Offline beastmaster

"I then pulled out her mouth and wanked over her face while one hand was grabbing her neck and slapping her face "
This sounds highly dodgy - physical abuse to be precise. This should not be done, whatever the circumstances.

Offline shawtyy

It was light and playfull, and permission was asked

Offline kgvatz

Lilly sounds utter filth I'd love to dump a load in her but I just can't bring my self to do it. I've stuck to rapping up up to this point with SP's and sods law id be the one to catch a dose when if i did it  :lol:

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Lilly never fails to disappoint.
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"I then pulled out her mouth and wanked over her face while one hand was grabbing her neck and slapping her face "
This sounds highly dodgy - physical abuse to be precise. This should not be done, whatever the circumstances.

FFS, what is it nowadays with people always looking for issues like this. If you had ever visited Lilly you'd know she encourages all kinds of things such as this.
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Offline Colston36

Lilly never fails to disappoint.

I got the strong impression the opposite was true.

Offline kgvatz

FFS, what is it nowadays with people always looking for issues like this. If you had ever visited Lilly you'd know she encourages all kinds of things such as this.

I used to see a SP many moons ago who would ask me to slap amd choke her so hard it was off putting. Didn't help she would call me a pussy when I didn't do it as hard as she wanted me to  :lol:

Offline Glasierjus

I have been to this place multiple times, have not made a review since Lily is so well reviewed, so it speaks for itself.

Always a pleasure to pay a visit here!

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"i kept going from pussy to ass to her mouth"

assuming you didn't change condoms, that's asking for problems

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"i kept going from pussy to ass to her mouth"

assuming you didn't change condoms, that's asking for problems

I assumed he lost the condom at some point.

Offline markfin

Considering the nature of this this website I am still bewildered at the naïveté of some members. You don’t visit Lily for safe sex! 😉

Offline Stevelondon

I have been to this place multiple times, have not made a review since Lily is so well reviewed, so it speaks for itself.

Always a pleasure to pay a visit here!

Oh that’s alright then.

I’ve booked a slot with a very well reviewed lass next week. So I’ll not bother adding my tuppenceworth shall I.
I suggest all members follow this new ethos. 🤷🏼

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I have been to this place multiple times, have not made a review since Lily is so well reviewed, so it speaks for itself.

Always a pleasure to pay a visit here!

It is still beneficial to post a review, it is helpful for us to know if she is still providing a good service, if anything has changed, etc.
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Offline Butter_x

Great review. Does Giggi take it in the ass?

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Offline Rayray23k

I'm a bit confused. According to Google maps, San Ling had closed down?

Offline markfin

Most certainly still open! And who’s Giggi?

Offline LLPunting

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I'm a bit confused. According to Google maps, San Ling had closed down?

Their map data about premises is pretty awful, along with travel route planning by public transport.

Online Maverick1808

So when you book this place do you just call up and book a massage, knowing that you’ll be offered the works once in the room?

Or do you mention what you’re after on the phone? Never used one of these places before so have no idea how it works tbh!

Offline Saltnpepper

Great review. Does Giggi take it in the ass?

Don't think so she was still taking shots from Lily the last I saw on a review but that was ages ago now perhaps she maybe open to it now lol

Offline Saltnpepper

So when you book this place do you just call up and book a massage, knowing that you’ll be offered the works once in the room?

Or do you mention what you’re after on the phone? Never used one of these places before so have no idea how it works tbh!

No just book an appointment best way you can turn up but always best to book imo, then when in the room you will see the menu literally.

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So when you book this place do you just call up and book a massage, knowing that you’ll be offered the works once in the room?

Or do you mention what you’re after on the phone? Never used one of these places before so have no idea how it works tbh!

You never do this in a massage shop. They will not admit to any extra services over the phone. Only discuss once in the room.
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Online Maverick1808

Thanks gents  :thumbsup:

As i say i’m a complete novice when it comes to these establishments!

Offline markfin

Your naïveté is quite unusual considering you use this site 😉 San Ling is utterly notorious and well reviewed. If you phone and book Lily everything is possible including a long list of STDs 😂

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Your naïveté is quite unusual considering you use this site 😉 San Ling is utterly notorious and well reviewed. If you phone and book Lily everything is possible including a long list of STDs 😂

Much as a few of you consider this public knowledge I’d still remind you, you will get banned for discussing

25 Allegations of sexually transmitted diseases
Past incidents have shown that such extreme and damaging allegations are malicious and from troublemakers. Therefore, it is generally not acceptable to make such allegations against others.

Offline markfin

I apologise for my comments and will not do again

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Throughout the reviews of Lily it has been mentioned a few times that she is regularly tested and is quite open about showing her test results. Even the OP in this thread mentioned it. For what it's worth I never caught anything from her. Probably safer going to see her than another SP who offers OWO but never tests.
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