Nose Hair

[RogerHealey]

Always dangerous to come on here after a bottle of strong cloudy cider...... still here goes. What is it with nose hair? The pubes of the olfactory. Being a bit older these little twats get rather voracious.

At the risk of going off topic on my own thread and as I have neither Hollywood looks or charm I like to turn up for a massage/punt clinically clean, well dressed and groomed. Politeness thrown in too..... like a first date!

However how is a lady going to react if you've got a fern factory growing out of your conk. After all lint clinging to a hair, a dew drop or worse still a bogie  is not a good look. So gotta remove the fuckers. Funny, it starts off trying to remove 2 or 3 sticking out so I pinch the little bastards, swift tug, a shot of pain then I satisfyingly see a tuft of several hundred hairs between my thumb and forefinger. In anticipation I look back in the mirror only to see now several dozen hairs now protruding. Fuck. And so the process continues until finally my nose is tidy.... and I've recovered enough nose hair to fill a pillowcase. Jeez what a palaver.

Rant over. Time for an Estrella.

[DastardlyDick]

Always dangerous to come on here after a bottle of strong cloudy cider...... still here goes. What is it with nose hair? The pubes of the olfactory. Being a bit older these little twats get rather voracious.

At the risk of going off topic on my own thread and as I have neither Hollywood looks or charm I like to turn up for a massage/punt clinically clean, well dressed and groomed. Politeness thrown in too..... like a first date!

However how is a lady going to react if you've got a fern factory growing out of your conk. After all lint clinging to a hair, a dew drop or worse still a bogie  is not a good look. So gotta remove the fuckers. Funny, it starts off trying to remove 2 or 3 sticking out so I pinch the little bastards, swift tug, a shot of pain then I satisfyingly see a tuft of several hundred hairs between my thumb and forefinger. In anticipation I look back in the mirror only to see now several dozen hairs now protruding. Fuck. And so the process continues until finally my nose is tidy.... and I've recovered enough nose hair to fill a pillowcase. Jeez what a palaver.

Rant over. Time for an Estrella.

I'll join you with the Estrella! 
You can buy nose/ear hair trimmers from several well known makes such as Braun, Wahl, Remington etc from Argos.

[mr.bluesky]

Why is it that when you get older the hair starts to disappear from the top of your head but grows inwards to come out of your nostrils and ears 

[Mr Garmin]

My hairdresser has introduced a waxing service, it's brilliant.

They stick hot molten 'wax' up your snout and ears and when it sets they rip them all out in one go.  One second of fairly extreme pain and clean as a whistle for the next month or so.

[PepeMAGA]

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This is the one I use. It's effective and easy to clean.

[RandomGuy99]

My barber puts sticks with wax on up your nose and then rips them out once the wax has set.

[shed]

Turkish barber sorts it in the snout, ears and a good eyebrow plucking.

[RogerHealey]

My barber puts sticks with wax on up your nose and then rips them out once the wax has set.

Gentleman, thanks all, I am deeply moved (and pissed) you should want to help my plight. Seriously, never had a clue some barbers provide a waxing service. In fairness never considered dropping my trollies for dilapidation in front of Joe Public, nevertheless it's worth a try on my nose.

[standardpostage]

Mines not too bad, I just use tweezers about once a fortnight. Only hurts a teeny weeny bit 

[Malvolio]

I'm now old enough for the bloody stuff to start turning grey - which makes it a lot more visible.

[Stevelondon]

It’s one of those things innit. I mean I’m like all of you and do my best to keep the ear and nose free of the bloody buggers.
Jeez, I know it’s there to serve a purpose and all that but you don’t need all that much to stop stuff getting in your lug hole of up your nose.

Anyway. Like I said. It’s one of those things that some blokes don’t seem to care about. You start chatting so someone and you notice a small forest growing out of both nostrils. It’s hard to keep eye contact cos all you want to do is yell,
“Doesn’t your wife tell you about things like this mate”

I’m lucky. If I inadvertently forget a trim. I have grandkids who just can’t stop themselves from telling it like it is. 

[scutty brown]

my mate bignose Pete burns his nose hairs out with his fag lighter. Probably only works because his nose is so big.
He has to be careful though when he's doing it: only breathe out and keep his mouth closed, otherwise things get scorched