Bumbim2568 - Lincoln

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Quick summary
Older than pics, no kissing, rushed, massive tits, poor comms.

The agreement
£70 for 30 minutes including full service.

Comms
Poor. Did not respond to my WhatsApp message at all. Sent an SMS getting straight to the point and was given the location and service list about half an hour later. On arrival, had to prompt with more texts due tot slow replies, meaning I had to wait on the street for ten minutes, which gave me a chance to take in just how much Lincoln has changed over the past ten years.

The location
House off the High St. Limited parking and a parking enforcement chap waiting for prey. House is right at the end of the road and you have to go through a gate. It was reasonably secluded and I felt safe enough. Room was your typical SP room with strobe light thingy, a few bits of furniture, dark. Bed looked clean.

The SP
Add twenty years to those profile pics and you won't be far off the true age. I understand that they shave a few years off, but decades? It's a negative purely for that. The VS pics drew me, and it's definitely her, but she's much older now. Proper belly on her, reasonably pretty, long black hair, tiny little hands, large back tat, short legs which look odd with her padded middle making her look out of proportion once you get her kit off. The best feature is obviously her norks, which I made a note to give some proper attention once the action commenced.

The meet
She started by rubbing her tits all over my body and crotch. Then put the condom on with her mouth and provided a workmanlike blowjob. Had to tell her to carry on after she made a move to change positions after a minute. I knew I was going to be rushed in this meet, so dragged out the BJ for a bit longer than usual.

I asked if I can lick her pussy, expecting a no, but she said yes and jumped on her back, clashing heads with me in the process. Went to work and she would not lay still but was super wet. She certainly seemed to be enjoying it and motioned for me to get on top of her. But not before I had a gobble of those baps and ran move tongue over her nipples until she was shuddering.

Proceeded to doggy and went through my patented routine. I can't recommend this p osition enough and have had so many SPs cumming from it: get them completely flat get a good rhythm going while grasping their hips, and then stroke their legs and then hold their ankles and fuck them at the same pace without stopping while subtly adjusting the angle based on feedback from their moans and gasps. Seems to hit their sweet spot just right. She came like a train.

Got her to go on top and she took ages to climb on, claiming exhaustion. Told her to cum again but she said she can only manage once.

Asked for doggy with me stood up beside the bed. But she made the angle awkward by leaning forward, preventing me from establishing a rhythm. So I guided her down into prone bone with her lower legs dangling off the bed, which allowed me to get a much better rhythm going. What I thought was her alarm went off and did not STOP going off which was irritating as hell. Asked if she was ready for me to cum ("Oh my God, YES, for the millionth time, CUM!"). Apparently she wanted me to cum and get it over with. Finished with some heavy pounding and her heavy gasps and loud moaning got me over the line nicely.

She cleaned me up and even helped dress me. Not really my thing but some men like to be doted on I guess. She explained that once she has cum once she becomes exhausted and that I had made her legs weak and she needed to rest now. From Sakon Nakhon, apparently. I believe many of the Thai tourers are from this same region. Got a sweet on the way out.

Summary
Left satisfied but annoyed about the age differential between profile and reality. I don't mind an old chick who is in shape (Pinky in Doncaster springs to mind), but this lady was a bit too rotund around the middle for me. Would not see again, but anyone into older Thai birds might want to tick it off, I don't know. There's another one in that house who I might try soon but not sure.