External Link/Members Only1hr, £120
With an unexpected free hour in Central London and a sore shoulder, I thought I'd get myself a massage booked. I texted Hana, who's been on my hitlist for a while, at short notice without too much hope. To my surprise she replied quickly and agreed. On arrival at the block of flats near the South end of Carnaby Street I was given a flat number and buzzed in.
I was greeted by a pretty, petite, 50-something Asian woman, wearing a 90s Penthouse-style neglige. She's a cracking nick for her age, both facially and bodily. Nice fake boobs, and not much fat. Impressive.
The flat was clean and fit for purpose, with a proper massage table in the living room. I took a quick shower, and hit the table. Without much hope of a 'proper' massage, I told her about my shoulder. 45 minutes and several agonising screams later, she'd deftly worked out a couple of big knots, without even the merest hint of anything sensual. Very impressive.
At that stage, she slipped off the underwear and mounted my back for a 5min of fairly average B2B. On the flip, she put her fake boobs to work with a delightful titwank. Then, on to the main event. A quick lick and a kiss of the old chap, and she proceeded to smash her nose straight to my navel. Good grief, this old lady can properly deepthroat! I let her guide the action for a bit, with a nice bit of hand and mouth variety, before grabbing her head and fucking her throat to completion. She cleverly dodged the CIM, which I wasn't particularly bothered about, and sat back with a satisfied, saliva-covered grin. She earned that £120.
Strong recommend, and I'll be seeing her again!
