Author Topic: Original Relaxing Massage - Brighouse  (Read 1127 times)

Offline viper13

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Lili - Brighouse

1 hour - £45 + £30 extra HE

Not a massive fan of Massages with HE but thought I’d have a change and try this place

Had a number of texts from her and the English is perfect, it was obvious when I met her that someone else doses the replies.  Hardley speaks English or understand, had to use Translate.  She knows the words yes, no, OK and money, that’s it.

Lili, or whoever it is handling her bookings, sends you the post code and a map of location directing you to the car park, also an alternative car park further up the road

Semidetached house, easy to find, as it’s been said in a previous review there is a steep tarmac narrow road that goes between the semi and the building other side.

Leads to a small car park which can accommodate about 6 cars.  On arrival there was 5 cars already parked which belonged to the people in the other building as I could see some activity there.  Just as I was looking where I could park a lady came and loaded her car with boxes and said she was leaving so that was good timing.

As I was walking to the house given the door opened Lili was stood there holding the door open.  First impression I thought she looked better than the pic on her WhatApp profile.  She had a black tight jumper on, shortest mini skirt I’ve seen, just covering her bum and the nicest pins with black tights on and white 2” heeled shoes. Quite good looking, 5’7” ish in heels, slim no more than a size 8, 10 tops and a good figure with long legs.

It’s a basement room, done out very nice with massage table, bath with overhead shower, sink, shelves with clean towels and some pictures on the wall with Chinese wording, as per the pic in the link.  Also, as it’s been mentioned in the previous review there is a sign saying, “Do not ask for illegal services”.

Indicated to take my clothes off and use the chair. Theres a small bench side of massage table to put my clothes on.  As I got undressed, she indicated to take ALL my clothes off, so I thought illegal services are out the window then, but what will she offer was in my thoughts.  Handed the fee over as I arrived which was 45 notes, I had a fiver but thought I would give her a tenner an extra fiver, so 50 notes handed over which she showed appreciation when I indicated no changed needed.  Thought this might just be in some way to soften her up.

She stays in the room whilst you get undressed and sorts some pop music out on her phone.

Onto the table face down with my head on a face cushion she has which took a few minutes to get used to, again this is in the pic in the link.  Put my arms above my head and hands on the top edge of the table.  Lili then came over and placed a towel over my bum area, pours warm oil over my back and moved to the top of the table, she then took hold of each of my hands and placed my arms by my side, this didn’t feel that comfortable to start with.  Initial thought was that was so you don’t touch her whilst she at the top end massaging, probably was who knows.

The massage started off quite relaxing but that didn’t last long.  She then began to press her thumbs into my neck muscles and between my shoulder and neck with quite some pressure, right in the area where there are sensitive nerves in your neck muscles.

This went on for a couple of minutes and just about to say something as it was quite uncomfortable, and she moved to another area and thought thank fuck.

The back massage came next, could detect her taking her shoes off and then climbed onto the table after parting my legs.  No accidental touching throughout when I was faced down.  This again started with the relaxing massage, but again this didn’t last long as before. She began to use her knuckles both hands and went the full length of my back using her weight as she did.  Wasn’t too bad to start with but then she went fast, as though I was a fucking scrubbing board to the point, I felt friction burns to my back.  Again, just as I was about to say something she stopped, climbed off the bed and began to massage my legs, no accidental touching.

Now she touched my arm and said something in Chinese, looked up at her and she was asking me to turn onto my back.  At this point I had been there about 40 mins.  She then took the towel away and I’m now on my back naked as she begins to massage my legs then went back to the top of the table and gave me a head massage for about 2/3 minutes then went back to massaging my legs.

There was no accidental touching but she did massage either side of my balls with warm oil, this did nothing for me, my neck muscles were sore and my back was fucking burning.

She now said “massage” pointing to my cock and she showed me Translate on her phone saying £30.  I paused for a few seconds as I wasn’t in the mood, but decided to say, yes OK, couldn’t be bothered to negotiate.  She then said “money” I pointed to my phone on the bench and she passed it me.  I had about £300 notes in the side pocket and pulled it all out onto the massage table as I sat up, thinking this might just go in the way of something more, but it didn’t make any difference.

I showed her my translate asking if there was any more like B2B, and it was a definite NO with her shaking her head indicating YES!  This was confusing so I explained which was NO and YES shaking of the head and she laughed, anyway it was a NO.

I then asked if there was any touching and this was a definite NO as well.

I couldn’t get a full erection no matter how I tried.  I needed something to give me some extra help so I put my hands on her leg and she didn’t stop me or say anything.  I began to rub her leg and go further up to her bum, which wasn’t far up the skirt, it barely covered it, and to my surprise after a minute or so she moved closer.  I didn’t push it and go to the front to her pussy, but running my hands up and down her leg and bum area helped enough.   

She was patient as I just wasn’t feeling and she changed hands several times.  Eventually I was hard enough to cum and shot my load, she immediately grabbed some tissue as she could see the first sign of cum and stopped wanking FFS, so had to finished myself off as she walked away to wash her hands.

I wasn’t feeling it to start with and wished I’d just gave it a miss and said NO to the extra massage.

She was a really nice girl and I found her quite attractive and a nice body and legs, would love to have had FS and showed her a message saying just that in my translate just as I was leaving, she just laughed and showed me her reply, “thankyou” LOL.

This is the reason I’m not a fan of massages with HE, I paid £80, could have been £5 less but what's a fiver, not even a pint in my local.

I’m not experienced in massages and think I should have at the start, or at some point during, the type of massage I was looking for and said light massage or something on those lines, might have been more enjoyable.

She’s really nice person but the experience I had isn’t for me.  If I was to go again, which I doubt, I would ask for a more relaxing massage and point out the HE would be when I indicate her to stop in my translate at the beginning.  If that was the case, I would give her a GREEN but sadly this wasn’t the service she provided.

Any other extras I doubt are on offer as she replied with a definite NO and she could see I had plenty of money with me.  Maybe a second visit might be different but I won't be finding out if that is the case, but would like to be proved wrong.
 
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Offline Upsndowns79

They reckon a change is as good as a rest but in this case it looks like a rest may have been a better option.

Offline viper13

They reckon a change is as good as a rest but in this case it looks like a rest may have been a better option.

Yea, think I still have the marks to prove it  :lol:

Offline holeymoley

Yea, think I still have the marks to prove it  :lol:

Great review Mr V and very similar to my experience. Nothing as sophisticated as translate for me - I just showed her my ten fingers twice in order to explain that was the amount I would pay for HE. ( £20 )
Not quite such a hard massage for me, either maybe she could see I was frail lol.

Also I had an assisted shower, just light rubbing to remove the amount of oil. To be honest she seems very inexperienced and since she is FAF and friendly and dresses so sexily I too wonder if more might be on offer in the future.

I would not park in the suggested car park, I would use the small car park opposite and slightly higher up the road.

And as always remember YMMV ( and reading these reviews it very often does………. )

Offline wakefieldlad13

Thanks for the review V

In my experience i found the Chinese providers need to be approached and handled quite differently to the Thais, though something about this one seems a bit strange

I have had comms and basically its the comms which are throwing me, my comms were quite probing and were over a number of messages, the replies i got were too English, definitely not translated as the gramma is too good and the content and context, again were too English

What i cant get my head round is that i find it quite unusual for a Chinese girl to have an English handler, had her own English been nearer perfect rather than limited then maybe it would not seem as strange

One thing i havent discounted is that her English may not be poor, and it wont be the first time someone has used the 'I no understand' rouse to avoid communications, in cases like this it could be used to minimise services or at the least minimise having to discuss services, obviously what she will or wont do is her prerogative and we will respect that, i may be wrong, its just a thought 

Offline viper13

Like I said in my review all my comms received were perfect English as you point out too with your comms.

As I also said she used her phone to communicate, speaking into it and showing me the translated message in English.  Then would offer me the phone to speak for my reply and again translated into Chinese.

If she does her own replies she speaks good English.  Strange she would go to this trouble, but like you said, may e it's to minimise speaking about her services, who knows.

On arrival I sent a message about the location and that I was here, reply was very quick, perfect English and she came to the door within seconds and stood looking at me.
Then when I spoke to her as I walked in she looked puzzled and used translate.

Made me think then who have I been speaking to and who else is in the house.  Didn't put me off just took me by surprise.

Anyway, thanks for your opinion and info.


Offline holeymoley

Thanks for the review V

In my experience i found the Chinese providers need to be approached and handled quite differently to the Thais, though something about this one seems a bit strange

I have had comms and basically its the comms which are throwing me, my comms were quite probing and were over a number of messages, the replies i got were too English, definitely not translated as the gramma is too good and the content and context, again were too English

What i cant get my head round is that i find it quite unusual for a Chinese girl to have an English handler, had her own English been nearer perfect rather than limited then maybe it would not seem as strange

One thing i havent discounted is that her English may not be poor, and it wont be the first time someone has used the 'I no understand' rouse to avoid communications, in cases like this it could be used to minimise services or at the least minimise having to discuss services, obviously what she will or wont do is her prerogative and we will respect that, i may be wrong, its just a thought

As you say my old friend it could be an act, and if that is the case then she is an award winning girl. Definitely strange, I’ve met similar Chinese who have used the phone to translate, don’t really think this girl did this with me, just used sign language mainly lol. All I got out of her was that she lived in the floor above.
Also upon arrival,I messaged to let her know I had arrived, rather than reply I was surprised to see her come out of the door into the car park to get me. Only time that has happened to me before was with the famous Nikki.
Btw did I mention that she looks FAF.

Best regards

Offline wakefieldlad13

As you say my old friend it could be an act, and if that is the case then she is an award winning girl. Definitely strange, I’ve met similar Chinese who have used the phone to translate, don’t really think this girl did this with me, just used sign language mainly lol. All I got out of her was that she lived in the floor above.
Also upon arrival,I messaged to let her know I had arrived, rather than reply I was surprised to see her come out of the door into the car park to get me. Only time that has happened to me before was with the famous Nikki.
Btw did I mention that she looks FAF.

Best regards

I just find it unusual for a Chinese girl to have an English handler, my thoughts about her own ability to speak or understand English is more based on another Chinese girl whom i see often, she too uses the speach to text translator and did with me many times until one day she just spoke very good english...

I am looking forward to meeting her for myself

Offline holeymoley

I just find it unusual for a Chinese girl to have an English handler, my thoughts about her own ability to speak or understand English is more based on another Chinese girl whom i see often, she too uses the speach to text translator and did with me many times until one day she just spoke very good english...

I am looking forward to meeting her for myself
Sorry I didn’t mean to sound pedantic or question your extensive experience with these orientals that we all know is vast.

To recap either way she is very convincing to me but I would absolutely love to be wrong. Btw did i mention that she looks to have a great body lol.

Offline wakefieldlad13

Sorry I didn’t mean to sound pedantic or question your extensive experience with these orientals that we all know is vast.

To recap either way she is very convincing to me but I would absolutely love to be wrong. Btw did i mention that she looks to have a great body lol.

We have known each other long enough for me to know you would never be pedantic or anything of that kind, not just to me but to most people, i haven't met the girl so i cannot speak from personal experience but when i get to see our mutual friend in Dewsbury i intend to ask her if she knows this girl or knows of her

And of course you did mention that she looked to have a great body, and i trust your judgement, so i just hope that we can get to see it or even better sample it

Offline holeymoley

We have known each other long enough for me to know you would never be pedantic or anything of that kind, not just to me but to most people, i haven't met the girl so i cannot speak from personal experience but when i get to see our mutual friend in Dewsbury i intend to ask her if she knows this girl or knows of her

And of course you did mention that she looked to have a great body, and i trust your judgement, so i just hope that we can get to see it or even better sample it

 :hi:  You are a proper gent

Offline viper13

I received a text from this one on Friday saying, Saturday and  Sunday was £45 now £40 for the hour.

Fired a reply saying:  Thanks for the info. Can I ask who I'm talking to, when I had a meet with Lili she didn't appear to understand very little English and your messages are good English. I like to know who I'm talking to, thanks.

Reply I got was: "I'm Lee, Lili's friend".

Thought I'd clear up some suggestions made above.
It's been bugging me if no-one else  :(
 :hi:

« Last Edit: March 16, 2025, 10:19:07 pm by viper13 »

Offline wakefieldlad13

I received a text from this one on Friday saying, Saturday and  Sunday was £45 now £40 for the hour.

Fired a reply saying:  Thanks for the info. Can I ask who I'm talking to, when I had a meet with Lili she didn't appear to understand very little English and your messages are good English. I like to know who I'm talking to, thanks.

Reply I got was: "I'm Lee, Lili's friend".

Thought I'd clear up some suggestions made above.
It's been bugging me if no-one else  :(
 :hi:

Thanks V, this info definitely answers the Q's regarding the comms and her language skills, however, as i mentioned before, i find it quite unusual for a Chinese girl to have an English handler
Fortunately from what i have picked up from reports is that the girl seems happy enough doing what she is doing without displaying any signs of apprehension

Offline 352miftikh03

I booked for this one - went into the room - didn't like the feel of everything.

Sometime, you can sense from the moment you enter that this is not going to be good - "Left my wallet in the car" and off I go..

Offline viper13

I booked for this one - went into the room - didn't like the feel of everything.

Sometime, you can sense from the moment you enter that this is not going to be good - "Left my wallet in the car" and off I go..

Being the person I am, I always assess the location and on entry, you/we have to take into account our own safety when entering private/hotel premises.

I didn't get that feeling you did, but you did the right thing if things didn't feel right, think with head not dick as some of us do.

You could put this as a seperate review and elaborate more why.

 :hi:

Offline wakefieldlad13

I booked for this one - went into the room - didn't like the feel of everything.

Sometime, you can sense from the moment you enter that this is not going to be good - "Left my wallet in the car" and off I go..

Thanks for your input, I agree with Vipers comments on this, if it doesnt feel right then either dont enter or leave

you really need to do a review, i feel you should be able to keep it simple.... Had comms, agreed a meet, turned up, met the girl, say a bit about the premises and why you think it didnt feel right so you chose to leave
Did you mention this to the girl, if so what was her reaction etc etc