Was north of Chichester for work and fancied a trip to the sea with a possible punt. Apparently it's a fortune to park at W. Wittering now and it often gets booked up. Parking in Bognor Regis, on the other hand, is free, possibly as the town resembles a sh1thole described in a Morrissey song.
AW was not a rich hunting ground - in fact my last review was of an incredibly poor attempt at a punt near BR with an SP so bad it was laughable. VS seemed to have some viable options, and a few were listed as in Bognor. A couple of Brazilians - "
External Link/Members Only" and "
External Link/Members Only" seemed to do the trick, and clearly worked together, or under the same Brazilian Sergei, as both sent the same responses about rates, complete with exactly matching emojis. Availability seemed to be morning until 2am, and so I picked an afternoon and made the journey of 40 mins or so. Maybe I'd get an ice cream as well.
Rates for both were £130 ph, £80 hh, £60 15mins. FK was an extra £30... hmmm, let's see. Once it became clear that both SPs were in the same location I enquired with Festa if a 2-girl option was possible. "Yes" came the reply "We'll talk when you're here". Whatever... in the end I made an appt with Maya ("wild cowgirl" on the VS ad may have swung it for me) and figured I'd try a hail mary on arrival about two girls.
Location was a cul-de-sac not far from the non-league football club. Single story bungalows, very overlooked - would have been fine in the evening but during the day any punter would stand out like a turd on a billiard table.
Texted when I arrived near the postcode and was sent the address. Once I realised how overlooked the place was, I parked around the corner, pulled up my collar and put a hat on and hurried towards the door. It was
the most exposed location I've ever punted. Magic door and Maya is behind it - photos in the AW link below are accurate - and directs me into the room. I had asked Anitta before if a shower was possible, and she had said yes. When we got in the room I asked if anyone else was available - "No, she is busy..." was the reply. OK, can I have a shower? I could see her phone and that a half-hour timer was already running FFS - "No, no shower in half an hour" was the answer - the implication was that I could but it would come out of the time which had already started. I made my apologies and walked out of the cul-de-sac - noticing a bicycle in the hall on the way out, which I'm guessing belonged to another punter.
It wasn't a completely wasted afternoon - the sun was out and there's a gelato place near the pier which does amazing ice cream. Town is still a dump though.
As for the SP?
Save yourself the trouble and don't go - even more so because...
When I left BR later my route took me up the road the cul-de-sac and just before I passed I saw Maya in civvies walking with a bloke carrying a shopping bag - clearly the pimp staying there and probably running the phone(s).
Three days later...
Suddenly, in the afternoon, a flurry of abusive and threatening messages to my punting phone starting with "I am a reasonable guy but..." and then detailing what the sender would do. Clearly sent to dozens if not hundreds of numbers, a +1(829) code indicating it was sent from a Dominican Republic number... blocked and reported it, only to receive messages from four similar numbers, three of which shared the same photo as the first one (see attached photo). \three of them were business numbers, if anyone's bothered...
About the same time, an AW page appeared for Maya at
External Link/Members Only - with rates of £200ph and £120hh. More photos than VS and, as mentioned above, they are accurate.
I'd definitely stay away. The whole experience reminded me of why the closest I have to a regular is another well-reviewed and established SP, whom I
really should write a review for. That'll come soon...
In summary: stay safe and have a punting phone.
Phone numbers for showing up in future searches / for reference:
FA: +447311833789
MB: +447783673465
Hidden Image/Members Only
Topic: Maya Brazilian GFE - Bognor Regis - walked + possible source of Sergei threats (Read 2873 times)