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Comms - very good quick replies by text
Location terraced house with parking directly outside
Nice room big bed and a mirrored wall
Arranged a one hour meet £120 and when I saw her I thought she was good looking so I added French kissing and owo £20 each so £160 total.
Appearance is as photos, she opened the door (after a two minute annoying wait at the door) and I was very excited at the prospect of a nice hour with a sexy Brazilian. Sexy lingerie and a gorgeous round bum to look at whilst climbing the stairs. The excitement soon fizzled. I like to give and receive massage but as I was doing the giving there was zero interaction or response from her. Could have been erotically massaging my workbench. She was more bothered about her hair not getting messed up and checking her phone.
After an initial excitement I soon lost all arousal. She then got up and said one word …’blowjob?’
I thought this was a good idea to breathe some life into the old man. I was a soft as anything but somehow her regulation repetitive up and down bj got me hard again. Two seconds after this she stopped and reached for a condom which she applied with the sensuality of Boris Johnson eating a kebab.
I couldn’t be arsed to argue so straight into cowgirl after applying lube.
I tried to kiss her breasts, which where recently enhanced judging by the scars, but she somehow managed to avoid that too with some strange anti passion voodoo at work.
Onto doggy when she asked me twice if I had cum, I hadn’t but at least it was interaction.
I literally, first time ever, could not continue, told her I had had enough and got my gear on to leave.
Alice’s profile states all kinds of promises, kisses cuddles exciting conversation and eroticism that will lead he to ‘new heights of passion’ ….I blame ChatGPT
Absolutely zero attempt to kiss or cuddle. I even paid extra for the non privilege, silly me.
I was back in my car (30 mins into an hour booking) at least to the relative safety of Talksport.
Oh my !! I’m sure she is a kind nice person, and is quite attractive but please don’t be conned by the AW profile promises. I’ve had more fun of a sexual nature in the queue at Greggs (don’t ask!)
I could have should have been a bit more assertive but heyho, with her zero feedback I guess I’ve no one to blame but myself.
Onwards and upwards (or downwards in my case )
