Just back from a couple of weeks sightseeing in Vietnam so thought I’d write a quick report.
Landed in Saigon as people still call it, had been before about three years ago so knew my way around a little. Stayed in a hotel a couple of blocks away from the main tourist centre of Bui Vien Street not really my scene as it’s full of backpackers, noisy bars in the evening and a few touts. But there are plenty of tourist restaurants and massage parlours most of which look legit, but running off this street are some narrow alleys with more restaurants and parlours so I wandered down one in the early evening and was soon approached by a lady. Asked if she had a private room for a special massage, decided to get the obvious out of the way first, she said yes and motioned a hand and blow job, how much, was quoted 1.5 million dong but quickly got that down to one million, about £28. She was no looker but pleasant enough so went down to a room and got undressed, what followed was an average massage nothing special but it did what it said on the tin.
Then found myself in Nha Trang along with about a million Russians who use it as a holiday destination, it’s the only language I heard spoken apart from Viet, was in a shop where several large Russian ladies were each buying six bottles of Vodka to take to their hotel. Id been here before and knew there was a series of brothels called Massage Hoa Da 1,2,3 and four. No 4 looked the best and it was near my hotel so turned up late one afternoon. It’s a smart modern building on a shabby street. Went up to reception and was handed a card in English with times and prices, I opted for a hour for half a million dong knowing I would have to pay the lady extra as well. Was taken up in the lift by a man who I knew if you gave him a tip you could request a lady, so asked for a slim lady, if the lady isn’t to your liking you can request another and then another if the second is not for you, if the third is no good you get your money back and leave.
Was shown into a large modern room with a massage bed with a mirror on the ceiling and a pole that they can hold onto as they walk along your back, a jacuzzi a steam room and a sauna.
Waited a couple of minutes and in walked the lady, starting to get chubby, but decided to keep her, she motioned me to get undressed and go in the sauna whilst she ran the water into the jacuzzi, the sauna started automatically as soon as I sat down and I was soon sweating like a pig, not my thing so got out and was motioned to get in the jacuzzi and sit down. She stripped and joined me to clean my front, then climbed over me to sit behind to clean my back, she came to the front again and gave my cock a vigorous soapy hand job to get it going. She then filled her mouth first with hot and then cold water to give a blow job, I’d heard about this before but to be honest it did nothing for me.
Out of the jacuzzi she dried me off and I went onto the massage bed for a nothing special massage, she then got up to get the massage oils to start the hand job and positioned herself so I had access to her pussy which she had already oiled up which saved me the bother of asking if she allowed a finger up. This I did and eventually reached round and stuck the tip of my finger up her arse, again no complaints. I soon came with a finger up both holes, quick clean up, another wash down in the jacuzzi, dressed, gave her half a million as a tip and was on my way.
Back in Saigon I had a couple of days to wait for the plane home so decided to go to a area called Little Japan where there are loads of bars and massage parlours, went late afternoon to find it dead, hardly anything open as it was too early. I’m not a person who likes loud music and noisy bars so it didn’t bother me but found one spa open called sky spa. Was handed a card with times and prices on but quickly went inside as I didn’t want to negotiate on the street. The mamasan wanted half a million, asked if they did boom boom and was told yes, how much, it was up to the lady.
Agreed so asked to pay the money, but said I wanted to choose the lady first, so had a line up of about ten, chose one but they all looked gorgeous to an old fart like me. Went to the room with the lady, never did ask her name, negotiated the price for sex from two and a half million to two million, laid a condom I brought on the bed, was given a shower this time, dried off, onto the bed for a reasonable massage. Then she asked if I still wanted sex as I had to pay first, this was a bit of a downer as I had to get up to access my wallet to pay. She then went out of the room for about five minutes doing I know not what, came back, took a shower herself and back onto the bed. She was a good looker, small but natural breasts and a trimmed pussy. She attacked my nipples like they contained the elixir of life, this again does nothing for me. I motioned for her to lay on the bed and reciprocated on her nipples, went up for a kiss but just received a couple of pecks but more than I anticipated. Went down to lick pussy for quite a long time she got quite wet and then had a sudden and I think fake orgasm. She started on the blowjob but I asked in sign language for a oily hand job which always works for me, soon found things building up so on with the condom into missionary with her legs near her ears and stayed in that position until I came.
A quick clean up with a paper towel, she had a quick shower and then invited me in to wash me, got dressed but knew I had plenty of time left so decided to have a quick chat as I’d got on well with her. She didn’t speak English but had a translation app on her phone so asked a few questions and she told me she works six days a week, not married yet and one or two other things. If I wasn’t going home the next day I would have seen her again, I felt she would be worth getting to know.
But it was not to be, flew home the next day.
