Joyful Stone Healing Center - Stratford upon Avon

[shed]

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Heard about this place so decided on a walk in. I visit SUA about twice a month in business. The Thai places can be expensive so thought why not give it a try. It's located off Henley Street along the Minories arcade. Quite discreet really as nobody was around at the time. Flashing red sign in the window saying "open" which most Chinese shops tend to have


Walked in and was hit with the smell of food which I think is when they have cooked dumplings. It was quite a pungent smell which is common to Chinese cooking. Anyway it was in the end only downstairs off the kitchen area.

Extremely clean and bright shop. Looked newly refurbished and spotless inside. Was met by a lady called Jenny. Now she just wasn't attractive at all. For me a 4/10 in looks and that's being generous. I'd say a size 12 but very plain and ordinary. I was in two minds whether to give an excuse and leave. But I had time to kill and it was cold outside.


Opted for thirty minutes at £30. I always usually do an hour but she just didn't do it for me. Very pleasant but I knew I would struggle to get aroused. Very nice room with two good sized massage tables. Stripped and lay face down and in she came. Now surprise surprise she did a great massage. Medium sensual and very arousing. No unnecessary conversation as her English is limited.

Turned over after 20 minutes and she attempted a hand relief, but willy wasn't working as I had to look at her face or shut my eyes and think of a sexy young Chinese chick I saw earlier in Costa.


I apologised and said I just wasn't in the mood but gave her £20 anyway for the effort. First time happened to me that. Maybe age catching up .

Cleaned down with paper towels as I had requested very little oil, so shower not needed.

In summary: massage £30 for 30 minutes plus £20 for attempted HR.

Exceptional decor and cleanliness inside, great facilities.
Jenny said the boss doesn't work and that she will be working there full time 😞

This is a low neutral mainly because there was zero attraction for me. Maybe for others. Although she was pleasant and attentive.

She did say btb was £40 including HR. I suspect she may be up for a BJ for an extra £20 if using the btb Extra. 

[camzz69]

Looks like you got the cook then 
Seeing comments on my review I reckon there's something dodgy afoot in this place - maybe the mice is playing while the cat's away. Might spin back once more and maybe get a take-out to go with the action 

[mr.bluesky]

Good review shed, I too am a frequent visitor to Stratford and have been thinking of giving this place a try ( especially as Li in Coventry is back in China for a while) it seems to be getting mixed reviews but like you say it does help if the service provider is reasonably attractive to help you cross over the finishing line.

[shed]

Looks like you got the cook then 
Seeing comments on my review I reckon there's something dodgy afoot in this place - maybe the mice is playing while the cat's away. Might spin back once more and maybe get a take-out to go with the action 

I agree it probably was the cook  and she is taking advantage while the boss is away .