Author Topic: Karlie Simon - Bromley  (Read 6687 times)


2 review(s) for KarlieSimonX (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]
2 review(s) for KarlieSimonXOX (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline theeaglekid

Location: Bromley

Price: £300 for 1 hour (Deposit required)

Date: September 2023

Link: External Link/Members Only

Services:
MSOG, HJ, OWO, DFK, RO, Rimming (giving), FJ

Comms: Set up via AW and then moved to phone

Initial meet: Got to her place a little early. Full residential area, so did not want to loiter around, but her instructions via text were very clear. Buzzed in and made my way up. She opens the door, and presented in a nice white dress, with her assets bulging out the front. I have to admit, the recent pictures of her are heavily airbrushed and she looks older than suggested. None the less, I thought she was still reasonably attractive.
Led into her bedroom, and exchanged paperwork. Then sat down on a very low bed and had a chat, while offered a drink.


The session: We had a chat about her previous porn life and the hiatus and come back. The local area and being recognised etc. Started off the action with very long DFK, which was really nice. She then initiated a BJ, but I indicated I wanted to go first. Made my way down to give her some DATY and then flipped around for some DATO, and down to her feet. They were really nicely painted, however, the soles could have been maintained better, but it was managable. Moreover, she was really nice and clean down there.
Her arse was not as big as I envisaged, but nonetheless still very nicely shaped for her body frame. Removed the remainder of her dress and I played around with those amazing tits.
At that point I was really hard, and proceeded to undress. She gave me a BJ which felt like a vacuum, and I was ready to pop after a minute or, so told her to ease. She sensed I was naturally about to pop, and stopped.
Took a minute or so regroup myself and then proceeded to a FJ. Lubed her feet up (upon my request), and got me hard again, and again I was close which she sensed and then slowed down. I told her to continue, and after a few strokes I busted the all over her feet. my first time ever in this hobby which this has happened, and for some odd reason, it felt exhausting - no idea why.

Went to the toilet to freshen up then we then spoke about the industry, crazy clients, and travels.

Round 2 commenced with a DFK, playing with her tits, then OWO to get perked up again and that kept for going some time. Then she asked what I would like to do - fuck her or sit on my face. I was ready for the fuck part. On came the cover, and an attempt at CG, and I went limp. She did her best to perk me up with a BJ and HJ with the cover on, and oddly no success. She took the cover off and continued with a BJ, and I felt close to finishing again, so slowed her down. She then proceeded to give me a slow HJ, but that ultimately tipped me over the edge and I finished while she was giving me a HJ.

All in all, this was a light positive. No, I did not get to bang her, but that is my own doing.

Neutral

- Incall was messy (not dirty)
- Clothing request to wear heels not fulfilled
- No wipes availble post-finishing, so had to use slightly abravisve kitchen roll
- Looks more mature than photos let on
- Out within 45 minutes
- Felt mildly mechanical (although that might be a harsh assessment)

Negatives

- very low bed, which caused some knee pain when performing oral, as I had to bend down more than I would have liked

Would I meet her again? Unlikely


Offline Meursault

Just can't figure out how some of  these past it  English girls think they're worth £300+
Her pictures are so ridiculously airbrushed, who on earth is she kidding?
« Last Edit: October 11, 2023, 11:34:01 am by Meursault »

Offline quatter11

Nice woman, I web cammed with her recently but I have to say she has lost a lot of her sex appeal. I certainly wouldn't dream of paying those prices.

Offline Notpastit

Just hanging on to the memories of my encounters with her back in 2014-15 as Chloe at HOD, when she was in her prime and £130 ph, reviewed on other site couple of times.

Not forgetting all the porn she did back then that's still available to watch at one's leisure?

Offline SimonSays2108

Don’t forget she was on the rota at Phoenix for ages - always found her hot and willing at those events …

Offline theeaglekid

Very nice girl indeed, and there is always airbrushing.

This case took it too far, imo... WAY too far.
But nonetheless, it is done and we keep it moving.


Offline Skyjuice1000

Not worth that money £150 at best

Offline fudi_maar

OMG, she's back working! I fucked her sooo many times al LMP and TPC parties. She's a genuine star - gorgeous girl, with a very down-to-earth nature and great service.
Hope she comes back to TPC.


Offline Meursault

OMG, she's back working! I fucked her sooo many times al LMP and TPC parties. She's a genuine star - gorgeous girl, with a very down-to-earth nature and great service.
Hope she comes back to TPC.
That's my point. I saw her at LMP too. Years ago. £300ph now can't be worth it for all but the most wealthy punters

Offline theeaglekid

She is about 7 years old since her TPC days...

So take that into account, if deciding to book her.

Very nice girl still though...

Offline Devil4thrill

Found her very hot during HOD days but £300 seems too much.

Offline Rabsie

Saw her in a duo booking with Carla (still working, same photos I think) back in 2014/15.
She was a goddess back then. Was doing good porn back then and was great to be fucking this hot girl I had wanked to many times. And at a normal parlour price. Fabulous value. She was a lovely normal girl as well.

I am originally from Kent and sometimes visit. Would be very tempted to see her at a reasonable price but £300 and no anal is probably too much. Add anal or go to £200 and I would be in there. Do anal for £200 and I'll be there next weekend. Probably best not to as I doubt the intervening 8/9 years have improved her looks/body.
Banned reason: Undeclared MF duo partner of Miss Capri and bumping her reviews at her request.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Notpastit

As I said, hang on to the moments of prev encounters!

On the subject of anal with Karlie/Chloe, vaguely remember discussing the possibs of her providing A level for extra £ on my 2nd meet with her in the HOD Pimlico flat back end of  2014 with a view to a revisit/longer session but she said something along the lines of altho she did it in porn at the time she wasn't a great fan and wouldn't do it with punters, went back for a 3rd encounter because she was a gorgeous bird anyway and very obliging

As a result of that conversation stuck with HSG for A level, who ironically was soon just around the corner in those days,  she was my guaranteed A fuck for the next 5 yrs or so until I jacked in punting due to old age/flagging interest/ability/covid hiatus etc

Happy memories!

 


Offline iq129

This light positive review suggests that Ms. Simon’s “Nobody does
it better” slogan isn’t 100% accurate.

Offline VanillaMan


Offline Bassman

Fucking hell, she used to come to my house for £160 lol. Times have changed!

Had some great times with her but I’m not sure there’s many I’d pay that kinda money for. It’s the porn star premium. I remember her telling me how much her porn colleagues would charge when we discussed a threesome. Looks like she’s decided to price match. Might consider it actually now I think of my punts with her lol

Offline Bloodymary

Was tempted to see as had many great experiences with her at PP but having paid £160 for 2 hour parties, her new rate is just too much

Was one of the best experiences I’ve had at PP shagging her