Author Topic: Honey - Milton Keynes Escorts - Bletchley  (Read 9674 times)

Offline Prince

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Location: Bletchley in Milton Keynes in a detached property

Comms: Booked the day before. Asked to confirm on the day between 10am - 1030am.

Damage: 80GBP for 30 min. No extras asked for.

Physical Description: She is short 5'0 peroxide blonde, size 12 and age 28. Big floppy pendulous tits. So I found her face very pretty. Has a beautiful fresh faced barbie doll face. Im not really into bigger girls but her face, her smile and engaging personality made me get into her.

The Nasty Act: So she was just up my street. Super friendly and bubbly and as soon as she led me to the room she pulled me close and aggressively DFK 9eat face style). her tongue was in my mouth and I sucked her lips while I undid her bra. I totally knew it was going to be good and my cock just hardened up. She put her hands in my boxer shorts and stroked my hard cock and it felt so good. I stripped her remaining clothes off and she lay back and opened her legs wide for me and gave mer pussy and arse to eat out......so good. She definitely played the convincing part that she was turned on. Of course I know thats an act as she may have shagged 10 guys before me but thats why I think she is amazing. She is that rare breed who just loves making money escorting and gives it 100%. I wish I could explain this to civvy woman and the minority. or majority of men who have never been to escorts. The notion is to feel sorry for these girls who must have have terrible le childhoods or drug addictions, forced into the vice world of seedy prostitution. They just need to know a girl like Honey. I hear and have read she loves playing at the Sutton parties. These girls are happy make 6 figures and I think great girls like Honey are booked round the clock. But she doesn't give out the conveyor belt vibe. She told me she only does a max of 60 mins. Otherwise I would consider her a candidate for a long booking. So after I feasted on her wet cunt and arse as she lay back I stopped and moved to sit behind her face at the top of the bed as she lay there and I upside down dfked her and then moved down to her tits to suck. she expertly started sucking my balls which always drives me crazy.
Then is was deep throat owo. She started gagging on my cock and tried to get the whole thing into her throat. It was so hot to watch. I had only booked 30 min so I got a dom on and asked to spoon her. She got me inside her and turned her head round to dfk me while I pumped her. I wouldn't say she was the tightest but I was proper turned on and rock hard. I then kind of got on top of her where we were perpendicular to each other and pumped her more as she play acted like she was in heaven. I really dont mind the fantasy but dont like it when it's obviously fake. Then she mounted me and licked my face and spat in my mouth while she fucked me and I loved her soft pendulous breasts hitting me in the face. I felt the sap rising so put her in missionary and fucked her hard till I exploded in the dom. I came out of her and she continued to wank me as I kind of mini cummed again. So good.

I had a post punt shower there and was out of there in 30 minutes. She walked me to the door and snogged me and sent me on my way a happy man.
I definitely will want to meet her again but maybe catch a Sutton party when she will be there.

My attitude to punting is I like to meet different girls but Id definitely come back for more Honey action. She is well priced, Snogs my face off, sucks balls and is a pretty Lancashire lass. So good when one wants an assured great time.




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Wow I need to get in a session for the DFK alone...love all that.

But I think you posted this review in the wrong section, if you saw her in MK.

Offline Prince

Wow I need to get in a session for the DFK alone...love all that.

But I think you posted this review in the wrong section, if you saw her in MK.

Oh yes! @Moderator please move this to Southeast!

yes 'eat face' DFK!

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I've not seen her, or anyone really, in bloody ages due to poor health but I definitely need to re-book her when she returns after her break from escorting.

From what I recall, she really is an absolute semen-demon, sexually voracious and as you say gives 100% at all times. Honestly incredible just how energetic, enthusiastic, down to earth and genuine she is. I generally prefer the standard GFE but Honey gives the most astonishing PSE and it doesn't feel corny or disingenuous, she appears to genuinely absolutely love this work and I feel like she could fuck a man to death if she wanted.

Offline Mutinyonthecounty

This is the girl I saw at Directors Lodge in Pinxton in 2023. I’d seen another girl and as I was leaving she asked me to join her in the room with another bloke. I got to direct the action - just like my own little porno. The bloke she was with was loving it. I got her to suck my cock whilst she was sat on his cock. Great fun it was. I had a proper booking with her a couple of days later. Like you say pal, she enjoys it and is enthusiastic.

« Last Edit: January 26, 2025, 09:43:46 pm by Mutinyonthecounty »

Offline DouglasReynholm

Good review Prince; I've tried to book her twice but she was busy. Only £30 extra for anal too...

Offline Flair99

Honey does sound like a top punt.

Offline Bellingham

She is that rare breed who just loves making money escorting and gives it 100%. I wish I could explain this to civvy woman and the minority. or majority of men who have never been to escorts. The notion is to feel sorry for these girls who must have have terrible le childhoods or drug addictions, forced into the vice world of seedy prostitution. They just need to know a girl like Honey. I hear and have read she loves playing at the Sutton parties. These girls are happy make 6 figures and I think great girls like Honey are booked round the clock.

You think the HOD/MKE girls make 6 figures?

Offline Prince

You think the HOD/MKE girls make 6 figures?

Good question. Let's say a girl like Honey who seems to be booked up round the clock and working say 4 days a week. What do you guesstimate?
She took 80 squids of me for 30 min. Home much do you think she keeps?

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Offline Ennui Smith

Good question. Let's say a girl like Honey who seems to be booked up round the clock and working say 4 days a week. What do you guesstimate?
She took 80 squids of me for 30 min. Home much do you think she keeps?

P
I believe that back in the days of £60 per half hour and £120 per hour, the split was 2/3 to the girl and the rest to the house, so £40 for half an hour and £80 for an hour.  I have no idea how it works out with the new rates.

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And bear in mind the figures I am quoting are from a long time ago so I can't remember where I heard them.  The best bet would be to actually ask one of the girls themselves.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

If it helps, I know that from a 1 hour booking at HOD (£160) the escort keeps £105.00 with the house of course taking the remaining £55.00.

I'm not sure what the breakdown is for 30mins/45min bookings.

Online anonymouse72

You think the HOD/MKE girls make 6 figures?

One girl told me she did £70k in a year and that was with several extended holidays. I imagine a hundred could be doable if booked back to back and able to cope physically and mentally. Some do mix in private arrangements too to bump up income. Some are quite lucrative.

Offline Prince

Plus of course they pay the correct tax!  :P

Offline DouglasReynholm

MKE / Annabella's / HoD girls do not make 6 figures. £200 per hour girls might.

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MKE / Annabella's / HoD girls do not make 6 figures. £200 per hour girls might.

They might not make it solely at those establishments but chuck in some extra curricular activities elsewhere and some do.

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I love when guys are speculating how much money we make!! I honestly don't know if anyone makes 6 figures. It's not something I have ever asked anyone. But normally it's a lot less than you think because you forget we don't work every week. Or even every month...so making 2k+ in a week doesn't mean we are making 100k+ in a year.

Personally I wouldn't want to make that much because it would mean working myself far too hard and completely destroying my mental and physical health. Plus having no personal life whatsoever. Plus all that TAX!!! Not worth it once you are giving 40% away.

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I love when guys are speculating how much money we make!! I honestly don't know if anyone makes 6 figures. It's not something I have ever asked anyone. But normally it's a lot less than you think because you forget we don't work every week. Or even every month...so making 2k+ in a week doesn't mean we are making 100k+ in a year.

Personally I wouldn't want to make that much because it would mean working myself far too hard and completely destroying my mental and physical health. Plus having no personal life whatsoever. Plus all that TAX!!! Not worth it once you are giving 40% away.

All part of the intrigue and mystery around the business Laura. Plus a bit of envy that some of us probably earn less :D

Offline DouglasReynholm

TAX, eh Laura?  :D I see your stats say "Likes: 69", which is true.

Also, earning over 100k doesn't mean you pay 40% - not if your accountant's any good anyway. I don't recommend Jimmy Carr's though.

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Yes I know I didn't word that very well but I'm sure you know what I meant. As in the higher tax bracket is taxed at 40%?? Which is over 50k or around 43k in Scotland...I'm afraid you will have to explain the 69 joke it's gone over head lol

Offline ProjectFun

TAX, eh Laura?  :D I see your stats say "Likes: 69", which is true.




  She shouldn't be advertising her services on here :D :lol:
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Oh I get it now. I have 69 likes on my UKP profile. I thought he meant I had 69 on service list which I actually don't....please can someone like this post then it will be 70 instead. Oh and can someone explain what it's got to do with tax cos I still don't get the reference. I even googled it.

Is it even a joke? Or just implied surprise or disbelief that I would pay tax....I'm confused?!
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Oh I get it now. I have 69 likes on my UKP profile. I thought he meant I had 69 on service list which I actually don't....please can someone like this post then it will be 70 instead. Oh and can someone explain what it's got to do with tax cos I still don't get the reference. I even googled it.

Is it even a joke? Or just implied surprise or disbelief that I would pay tax....I'm confused?!

No idea and we seem to have digressed somewhat from Honey's review. Likes are now at 70 ;)

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