YoYo, Hammersmith Oriental Massage, 216 Fulham Palace Rd, W6 9NT.
Shop is on the high street, right next to bus stop, pink fronted.
Positive review, but only just...
Visited a few days ago. Paid £55 for 1 hour on card.
2 girls working, given YoYo. She is probably mid to late 30s, mostly slim, cute girl-next-door looks, small boobs.
We kicked things off with a massage that was, well, let’s just say it was passable. No real skills to write home about, but there were a few cock tickles thrown in.
When we hit the halfway mark, she casually asks if I’m interested in a little B2B action. She starts at £100, and I counter with £50. We go back and forth like we’re haggling at a market - she dances around, pulling up her top and says for £100 I can see the whole show. I bump it to £60, she drops to £80, and after a minute of this back-and-forth dance, we settle on £60. Wants cash up front.
She strips down to reveal a pretty decent body - small boobs with big, hard nips and a shaved pussy, though there’s a bit of stubble going on. We share some tight lipped kisses, and she starts wanking me off while I sneak a finger inside. She giggles at that, and her pussy feels pretty wet, so I suggest she lay back while I go down on her. Tastes nice and clean, but my nose is getting a bit of a sanding from the stubble.
Here’s the kicker: she’s just lying there like a stuffed cushion, not really responding to any of my efforts. So, I pause, and she sits up, pushing herself forward so my cock is tight against her pussy lips. I’m overly happy with genital contact, but hey, I just had my tongue in there, so a little contact isn’t the end of the world. She starts wanking me again, with the tip of my cock nearly slipping inside her. I pull back to give those hard nips a good suck, and she leans in, pushing herself towards my cock again.
Would you like more? £80 extra for sex. I’m not too fussed, so I throw out a £20 offer. She’s not impressed, and we go through the whole price negotiation again. I stick to my guns at £20 because, honestly, that’s all I have. She mentions I can pay by card, but nope, I’m holding firm at £20. I was pretty sure she’d let me go full BB, but negotiations hit a wall.
Eventually, she lays back down, and I take matters into my own hands while she spreads her pussy extra wide for me to see. I finish up pretty quickly, cumming all over her spread pussy.
We both hop in the shower, and then I’m off into the night.
All in all, it wasn’t a terrible experience, but the constant back-and-forth over prices definitely took a bit of the sparkle out of it!
