External Link/Members OnlyStill haven’t got the hang of this but I’ll try my best
WORST PUNT EVER (TOFTT)
Location: Based in Leytonstone right at the side of a very non discreet roundabout
Price: £80 for 30 mins. No extras
Arrival: comms were good, replied promptly (would that she didn’t).
The girl: Didn’t show face on her profile and when asked, would not send any, figured I might as well take the risk. More the fool me. She’s very short. Not ugly but unkempt. Big arse, very small tits which is what a prefer anyway. She is a bit bulky however and her waist is far from narrow. She didn’t say a word unless it was something rude. She can’t speak English at all. She claimed to be mixed.
The punt: she started off with about 30 seconds of head (OW) not the best and very toothy but I’d rather she carried on. Got up and removed her underwear to reveal her hairy puss. Suggested doggy and I agreed. Words cannot describe the odour that attacked me. Fish and poo mixed together. Tried my best to get some peeks at her bum hole to see if there was some shit there. There wasn’t but there might aswell have been. Her vagina is extremely fishy and I didn’t get close enough to smell her breath (thank god). I decided to go into prone bone as that is my preference. She said she didn’t like that but I agreed. She would constantly tell me not to go in too deep and kept pushing me away. I don’t blame her as I do pack a cannon but it was wasted on her. She then took my cock out and went into doggy position and I was immediately set upon by the stench that still hasn’t left my mind. After suffering the stench for a good minute (I’m a people pleaser) I suggested prone bone again which resulted in her looking at me as if I ate her entire family. She rudely said “this is the last time” and kissed her teeth. Wasn’t worth it so I said I was in a rush and left. Not even in the mood to go home and wank as this punt may have put me off women entirely.
Dreadful -10/10
Please save your money. The smell still follows me.
This is only my second review. Let me know if there’s anything I missed.
