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Having dabbled with Maxes over the last however long, I thought to chance it and see Kylee in the first week of February. Her place is just off Whitehall, pretty close to number 10. In terms of looks, the girl is a hottie, I’d say early 30s, great body and fake tits and I suspect a fake ass. She was dressed in heels and a cute little dress, I was greeted and offered a drink and sat down on the sofa in what is obviously a short term let.
You boys are here for the action, not the preamble and this is where it goes downhill. This girl is a seasoned pro, in the worst way. Closed lip kisses, obviously off her head (white plate on dining table, white dust all over the shop), constantly checking her phone to answer messages on Snapchat and finding reasons to not get to a fucking but instead have a chat. She was way too loose lipped about her personal circumstances and what she’s doing in the UK.
I did of course gently push proceedings forward, into the bedroom we go, under the watchful eye of a massive cross on the bedroom wall. Lots of closed lipped kissing ensued, OWO was good but short and she was moments away from just jumping on the little soldier bare before I insisted we rubber up, she was that off her head. I persevered of course and after about 20 mins of hammer and tongs filled the bag.
Things went further south; I jumped in the shower and when I came out 5 mins later she was on the phone to what I later found out was her purported sugar daddy overseas, professing her undying love for him and begging for 5k to be wired to her account. That was enough for me and I got dressed and left, there was no point in trying for round 2, can’t deal with a coked up hooker who’s probably bipolar.
I would avoid like the plague. Good hunting gentlemen.
