External Link/Members OnlyComms: Responded immediately with “what’s your nationality”, which seemed to be an automatic response set up on her WhatsApp business account. This left me wondering which nationalities she was trying to avoid. Probably the French. Otherwise, it was easy to set up a meet and she even sent a photo of the front door, though if you’ve ever been to visit a Brazilian in Brentwood, you probably already know the place.
Venue: By now, people must realise what goes on in this place surely. Funnily enough though it’s never the same room twice. Through a winding corridor on the second floor and up to an egregiously loud doorbell that may as well be shouting to the neighbours: “another desperately lonely man visiting a hooker!”
The girl: Her photos on AW are thankfully highly accurate. She is gorgeous, slim and petite. Her bum was more than a handful per cheek and looked amazing. To my surprise (because I swear all Brazilians have fake boobs) her breasts were natural and felt incredible both in my hands and mouth. Her English was good enough but she didn’t use it for any flirting or meaningful conversation.
The deed: I didn’t enquire about OWO, but had she sucked me off like that without the Johnny on, I probably would have bust my nut very early, and her chewing gum would have had a new and interesting flavour. There’s probably a reason why they’ve never done salty flavours of chewing gum. Honestly, it was the best blowjob I’d had in a while. She did it exactly how I like: slowly, tenderly and with a lot of tongue action. Not one of those ones that’s like a heron desperately trying to gulp down a fish that’s far too big for it. Next, the sex happened. Cowgirl was fantastic with those natural boobs in my face. Then into doggy, now her bum staring up at me begging to be spanked. And I came relatively early. At this point, I was thinking “probably should have gone for half an hour”, but little did I know that for once I would rally and be up for round 2. After the first go, she gave me a nice little massage, but I doubt she’ll be quitting her day job to take up massage therapy anytime soon. She got me hard again with a repeat performance of that blowjob, then missionary, then finishing in doggy again. The only negative I can think of is that she could have pretended a little better that I was the best shag she’d ever had. She seemed fairly apathetic to her experience, and that’s definitely not down to me not being all that good at it…
Overall, a 6.3 out of 6.7
