External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI found myself in the mood today so looked to see who was nearby. Sexy Paris has been on my hotlist recently and I thought I'd give her a go. She has a fair amount of positive reviews on AW so figured she'd be ok. Booked to go and see her and decided on 1h which goes against my usual method of a 30 min try before going for a longer session. Anyway, I turn up to the location in Farnborough that we've probably all been to before and get the flat number. Head up and go to the door. Door opens and in I go. When I head inside I'm expecting to see a blow up doll in the flesh, a true fuck toy with nice bolt-ons but instead I'm confronted with an ugly, skinny Rom with a chest flatter than my ironing board who is wearing some tatty looking pyjamas.
She looks at me and asks if there is something wrong as she can clearly see that I'm a little taken aback by the Lada that has answered the door instead of the Ferrari I was hoping for. I informed her that I was here to see Paris and was told she was busy. Well I'm off I said and that was that. Waste of my bloody time.