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So, I was travelling for work and just had time for a stopover on the way home. Nicha took my fancy and has good reviews on here so I booked for one hour the day before for late morning the next day and confirmed on the morning to which she replied by text. On arrival I texted to say I have parked up and got a message “I didn’t think you were coming” ???? I texted back that I booked yesterday and confirmed this morning to which she replied can we do 30 or 45 minutes?
I begrudgingly agreed to 45 mins and received the flat number. On entry she did not look anything like her pictures and I queried if she was Nicha and was told - no I am Alana, Nicha has stolen my client. So, a B&S! Alana is Brazilian, quite attractive with a very big bum and large enhanced tits.
I should have walked but I only had a small window of opportunity and an itch to scratch so I agreed to stay and she was OK with an hour GFE for £130 plus £10 for OWO. Handed over the contribution and she went off to stash it while I had a quick shower.
From there it went downhill! Badly….
No kissing, no sucking nipples (too sensitive), very brief RO with no licking allowed anywhere except right at the top above the clit, no fingers etc etc. Totally disengaged attitude, so I thought time to swap and indulge myself. Started very unimpressive OWO, shallow and no real sensation. No attention to balls (I don’t do that) and only lasted around 30 seconds before reaching for the condom. She asked what position and I said missionary. She immediately knelt up for doggy – not sure if she was being difficult or just poor understanding of English. Anyway, I was happy with doggy and bashed away until I filled the bag.
Cleaned up and after about two minutes max she applied a glob of lotion and started HJ for round 2. I said I needed a bit of a rest between rounds, usually at least 10 minutes, and we still had 40 minutes to go. This stopped her for about another minute and she started again. I asked for OWO and she said no, too much lotion. Nothing was happening as it was just too soon and she wasn’t taking no for an answer. She just kept repeating - “concentrate, concentrate!”. It was about as sexy as a turd in the bath. She was pummelling away harder and harder and the rings on her fingers were hurting my shaft so I was losing my erection. We had only been going half an hour so I said let’s call it a day, just give me some money back and I will go.
She said “no money back – stand here, indicating the side of the bed. She sat on the bed facing me and giving me a vigorous, painful handjob repeating “concentrate, concentrate – I hate old men!”
Now I am in my late fifties and slim. I may not be Brad Pit but someone guessed my age at 40 recently (OK I was nice to their guide dog) but having someone yell “concentrate/I hate old men” repeatedly whilst wanking you furiously and painfully does tend to spoil the mood a bit – call me unromantic if you like.
Anyway, I had had enough, told her to stop, she said I was terrible and I said the feeling was mutual. I had a quick shower and left after around 40/45 minutes.
By far my worst punt ever. I would advise everyone to avoid like the plague.
The GoodNothing really
The NeutralNothing really
The BadJust about everything
No parking nearby
Dirty shower and bathroom
B&S
Paid extra for OWO – terrible and only 30 secs
No kissing, no sucking nipples, virtually no RO, no fingering
Painful HJ
Terrible attitude, rude and abusive throughout
Would I return – not if she was the last female on the planet!
