Sara - Stockport.Terms of Reference - Fancied a bit of excitement so went to try the `standing in the doorway at a busy set of traffic lights` experience.
Contact - External Link/Members OnlyComms - A bit hit or miss, got the feeling that who I was dealing with did not understand English. Eventually conveyed the desire to book a time slot.
Location - Going off previous field reports this place is notorious for its location and with good reason. As previously stated located just in from the corner of a busy road junction with traffic lights so you can almost guarantee being gawped at by the tin can drivers. Parking is ok just beware most of the nearby parking appears to be pay by card as I discovered after getting out of the car seeing the sign and jumping back in and fucking off pronto. Told there is parking at the rear of the premesis which is in fact the car park for Strawberry recording studios.
Premesis - Seems fine as these places go, probably seen better days but clean tidy and everything fit for purpose.
The Girl - Subjective as ever but I thought she was attractive. Facially pretty and capable of pleasant intelligent conversation, slim and willowy with nice small/med tits and slim chassis and pert bottom. Not sure of age, maybe 20`s and possibly a student?
The Service - Opted for a one hour massage with B2B and a BJ. Massage was just a pokey prod crap affair using some sort of massage substance which had the consistancy of tar and was left still sitting on my skin surface daring me to try and remove it in the shower. She got undressed - the alleged B2B was a lateral style in that she stood at the side of the table and went straight into the BJ - conducted with the aid of cling film stretched over cock - oh lordy no. Was invited to give her hairy fanny a good licking and she was clean and odour free as it should have been considering she spent 2 minutes solid washing her minge. The B2B then continued with a 5 min 69 then very uninspiring wank. Amazingly spunked and was offered a head massage but with the axle grease still sticking on her mits, no chance.
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Comments and Thoughts - This actually was a second attempt at public humiliation as I had turned up at the alloted time only to be told I could now wait in reception for half an hour. Its a RED for cancelling a booking at zero notice and being told to come back in half an hour - absolutely not on. Second attempt at public humiliation failed miserably as I was let in immediately. The girl was a positive for her attractiveness and pleasant personality, but negative as sadly lacking the required skills to please. I would suggest a massage and HJ only but both were lacklustre and better available elsewhere but dammit she is nice... Massage £45, B2B asked for £80 (ahahaha) took £60 and BJ £20.
Marks out of 10Comms -
3 Area -
3 (Parking & Passing wind pedestrians)
Premesis -
7Massage -
4The Post Massage Jiggery Pokery -
4Leering back at passing pedestrians and traffic -
10Would I Return -
does the Pope shit in bushes err hang on !!**??
