First review! after getting asked by a forum moderator after my first ever comment on a thread why i had not done a review, i realised i should probably post some reviews of recent experiences and contribute to the community. So here it goes.
The Venue -
External Link/Members Only - there is a VS advert live which is how i found the shop but i could not find it today for this review
Hansa Thai Massage is located in Bradford on Manchester Road, there is plenty of nearby parking on residential streets or on Manchester road if you are up for walking a little bit. If you ignore the satnav and go into the residential area off to the left of Manchester road you can actually get parked right outside the door of the shop. However, on all visits it has been so full here its a struggle to even turn back around when you cannot get parked.
Upon entering the shop there is a spacious lobby with a tall reception desk straight ahead, the girls seem to hang out behind the reception desk when they are not working. The shop is clean, each room is equipped with a full sized massage table, a shower and towels and heaters and heated massage beds. I don't know how old the shop is but compared to some other ones, its a good little setup IMO.
If I had one annoyance, the massage tables do not have a hole in them for your head so you will be head sideways or propped up on a pillow for your massage.
The Girl(s)Nida looks late 30's so likely a little older than that. Facially she is not my type but she looks good, has a cheeky look in her eye and does have a great little body on her, I would say size 8-10.
Beena is a looker, looks early 30's age wise and is right up my street (we will get to that later). She is a smaller girl probably a size 6 and less than 5 feet tall, has a STUNNING slim and athletic looking body, perfect enhanced breasts and silk skin.
The Service
It was my first time visiting the shop, walked in and was greeted warmly by i assume the owner who asked if i had a booking. I didn't, she said no problem and then Nida and another girl popped up from behind the desk. The girls made a little fuss over me pretending to fight over who would massage me, which made me smile. Nida won and ushered me into her room closest to the entrance, opposite the reception desk.
I was asked how long and elected for an hour, she said OK and told me to get ready on the table, then left the room. So i did. When she returned, she started the massage and chit chat. The usual stuff really, complimented me on my tattoos, asked if i had been there before, told me I was handsome and asked why had she not seen me before, where i was from etc. My point here is that her english is good and the conversation was good, she's a nice lady and it puts me at ease at least to have a chat and a chuckle. Eventually she asked why i had come to this shop, to which i replied "because i'm horny" in Thai, which made her fall onto my back laughing. Her response was to tickle my balls and slap my arse. which i took mean; we are good to go.
She continued the massage, which was good honestly. Started as a dry massage stretching and pressing the legs and back and arms, with a bit of mounting and shimmying up my body as she worked on different parts of me. Not the best massage i have ever had but= she clearly does know how to massage and in fairness her concentration was split by the conversation.
Around the 30 minute mark, she stopped and came close to my face to ask what more i wanted. She said, hand, B2B, blow. I said yes. She then asked if i wanted 4 hands, to which i replied, it depends who the other girl is. She told me to wait as her friend was free. She returned to the room 30 seconds later with Beena, which as i mentioned up top in this review; is right up my street. I instantly said yes to the four hands.
Door closed and four hand ensued, after 5 minutes of Nida working the legs and Beena working the head and shoulders, they both asked me the same question again; to which my answer was the same. Nida asked me how much i wanted to pay, which is a question i hate. So i asked how much they wanted, the price was 50 each. I agreed, they hesitated and asked if i could pay now; which i also don't like. I told them that they don't have to worry as i had money, they were fine with that. I flipped over and they immediately started getting their kit off.
The next 20 minutes were great. It started with Nida kneeling between my legs on the massage table, running oily hands around my groin and tackle to get me hard whilst Beena knelled to my right giving me access to her pussy and putting her lovely tits in my mouth. It progressed rapidly to Nida giving me a very capable fast paced and sloppy OWO whilst i played with Beena's pussy and sucked her tits. It ended explosively with a CIM finish on Nida whilst i was tounge fighting with Beena.
I immediately apologised for the CIM as we did not agree that service and i had been unable to tell Nida i was about to pop due to Beena's tounge being in my mouth. She said it was fine because its delicious and there were laughs all round.
They asked if i minded if they jumped in the shower before me, which i was cool with. So i has a nice view from the massage table of them both showering for 5 minutes before i was handed a warm towel and escorted into the shower in the room.
Showered, dressed, a bit more chat and paid up with an extra 20 tip for Nida for the unexpected CIM. Once Beena had left the room for her next appointment. Nida asked for my number, so we exchanged. She told me she would like me to go out with the 3 girls there for drinks, she did follow that offer up with messages but that is not part of the service recieved so i wont expand.
All in all, a good massage, lovely friendly girls, happy with the service and would and did return.
40 + 30 For The 1 Hour 4 Hands
50 + 50 For The Girls
20 Tip For Nida
Total 190 (170 if you're not a softie)