External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThis is an Ayurvedic therapies shop on New Whore Lane. Sandy runs a massage business from a pair of rooms upstairs. Previous reviews have indicated that everything was totally legit, but the last review sounded more encouraging. I was in the area so thought I'd give it another chance.
I arrived before the booked time and the shop was closed, locked up. I sent an "I'm here" text and waited. She appeared at the correct time, opening up to allow another customer to leave. It seems that her working hours don't tie in with those of the shop, so be aware things may look closed when you arrive.
Sandy herself claims to be Indian, but looks and sounds Romanian (or Balkans) to me. Limited English. Dressed in jeans and sweater which clearly weren't going to come off.
We walked up the dodgy steep stairs to the first of the two massage rooms, she took £40 for an hours session.
There followed what was actually a quite good massage - I dunno how best to describe it, but "flowing lymphatic drainage" with some damn deep and heavy work on my damaged shoulder and back. She found the internal knots and lesions without needing direction. A few accidental ass and bollock swipes gave me hope.........
On turnover she worked on arms, legs - then straight to groin and wank (or was it groan and wank?) without any comment or question. It just flowed naturally. She kept it up for about 15 minutes before the inevitable happened. Happy days!
Wetwipes and tissue paper clean up (no showers).
Asked her how much extra she wanted, she said £20. So I gave her £30 - still cheap for a decent massage and a happy end.
Limited services on offer, but for what you get it seemed decent value.
So, a positive for me on this one.
Just be bloody careful on the stairs - very steep and little headroom
