Author Topic: DARK ALEX - Birmingham B16  (Read 2184 times)


28 review(s) for DARK ALEX (23 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline versace

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Comms were good. Near ICC. Got there 10 mins early, was told to wait before she gets ready. Got upstairs and she opens the door and it’s meh. She is a big enhanced unit. Massive tits and arse that both felt too hard. She almost looked like a Roblox character with broad shoulders. Not my type at all.

Anyways, money sorted and she takes her one piece see through off straight away. Boring. Then I was told to lay down, but I wanted to kiss her instead, got a few pecks. Boring. See seemed to be rushing me.

Laid down and after wet wiping my cock throughly she started the OWO. And what a letdown. It’s way too dry. Told her to spit on it, oh no she said. Then she was yanking it too hard with her hands. I was thinking to myself this is absolutely rubbish.

So we moved on and I licked her out for a few minutes, no fingers allowed. She tasted alright.

Then on goes the rubber. She uses the stretch out technique. I then fucked her in doggy and mish on the bed with me standing. She took quite a good hammering and that’s the only saving grace. Soon enough I finished deep inside her. She then cleaned me up and I asked for a shower. Clean towel was provided.

When I was finished and I stepped outside, she was moaning that I left some water on the floor. Told me what a typical man. lol

While getting dressed she was on her phone already, that just sums up the whole punt, she is just going through the motions. Maybe I caught her on a bad day.

Paid £70 for 30 mins. Was out in about 25.

Phone number: 07516963799

Overall 5/10




« Last Edit: November 11, 2024, 05:34:53 pm by versace »
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Offline pbrown355

Your rating but feels a generous neutral.
Saw her a long time ago (reviewed) pretty sure it was a pos but as I say, a long time ago.
Thanks for the review.

Offline versace

Yeah it's a weak neutral.

I blame myself, I should have actually walked when I saw her, I didn't find her attractive one bit. Just a big fake unit. Fake tits, fake ass, fake tan.
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Offline alabama1

Yeah it's a weak neutral.

I blame myself, I should have actually walked when I saw her, I didn't find her attractive one bit. Just a big fake unit. Fake tits, fake ass, fake tan.
We have all been there mate. Put your foot down next time that it feels dodgy

Offline versace

She was already my plan B, as plan A (Desi-Mouse) didn't materialise. But yeah I should have walked, but I'm sure you know how it is sometimes...
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Offline alabama1

She was already my plan B, as plan A (Desi-Mouse) didn't materialise. But yeah I should have walked, but I'm sure you know how it is sometimes...
Too right mate. It's a gamble, as we all know. It's this aspect that makes it fun !