External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI’ll keep this short because it was just bad.
£350 for an hour, booked through Babylon but also on diva
Location: messy, dirty and poor bathroom facilities
Girl: looks like photos, super toned, no body fat but also no waist which I should have realised from photos. Seemed like she made no attempt to get ready, wearing normal clothes, no makeup and breath smelt strongly of raw onions which I imagine she’d just been eating a salad or something.
At the start I thought maybe she’s just very casual but quickly realised she is plain lazy, no effort throughout, 2 seconds of OWO went straight for condom then just lay there and there’s no way you want to FK that onioniness. I didn’t get the impression it was an off day or anything, it was just how she is.
No idea how she got so many good reviews on diva, literally my worst meet all year.
