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External Link/Members Only Encouraged by a couple of positive UKP reviews for this SP, I made a booking.
COMMS
Good. All by text.
COST
£100 / 30 mins plus £20 for (non existent) kissing.
LOCATION
Apartment in a terrace just off the Centre.
THE GIRL
As previous reviews have said, it is the girl in the profile pics but she wore no makeup and has some acne marks on her face. Also, she wore no smile all the way through, preferring to alternate between either resting bitch or bulldog chewing a wasp expressions, which did her no favours in the looks department. Her body is fit, with small but pert natural breasts, slim waist, shaved pussy and a good bum. Around 5’ 5” tall and probably late twenties.
THE MEETING
Lola opened the door wearing a bra and thong and an expression somewhere between angry and pissed off. I followed her up two flights of stairs and the view of her arse was very enticing. Once in the bedroom she asked “How long?” and when I said 30 minutes she asked for £100. I asked if that included kissing, which I had mentioned in a text, and she said that would be £120. I tried saying her AW profile stated £80 / 30 mins but she was adamant, which set my alarm bells ringing but, because of her good reviews, I went ahead and paid. We both undressed and she sat on the side of the bed and beckoned me to stand in front of her, where she started to wank me off then put a condom on when I was barely at half mast. She then did a couple of minutes of oral before kneeling on the bed and pulling my cock in for some doggy. I tried to give some long, slow strokes but she kept reaching round trying to pull my arse in for faster thrusts. She soon got fed up with this and pulled away, motioning me to lie on the bed where she climbed on for some high speed CG, occasionally asking me to “Cum for me baby”. I was hoping to start some kissing during this but she kept her face well away from me. She soon got fed up again, asking “How you want to cum?”. I said I would go on top, so we went into mish, where she did the old trick of propping her head up on the pillows to avoid both kissing and eye contact. Again, I took things slowly, but she kept tugging on my arse as before, trying to get it over as soon as possible. By now I was losing all desire and just wanted to finish and leave, so I pulled out and asked for a hand finish, which was done with the condom still on and with such a crap technique that I took over and finished myself, during which she tickled my balls (almost certainly to get me over the line as soon as possible rather than give me pleasure). She gave me a quick wipe and we got dressed. When I inquired what had happened to the kissing I had paid for she muttered something incomprehensible then, as we reached the door, she said “I will give you kiss now”. I said “Don’t bother” and opened the door only to have it pushed into my back as I walked out.
SUMMARY
Absolute shit show and my worst punt for a long time.
