Mimosa - Byres Rd Glasgow

[Samg1984]

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Promised so much, failed on so many levels.....

Booked a quick 1hr massage on opening day. Ad looked good, lots of positive wording.

Got there, on Byres Rd so very conspicuous

Door was locked, answered quickly.

Got inside, led to a small room, masseuse came in, squat lady, around mid to late 40s, arranged for a 1hr massage at £60.

Started well, good pressure, long strokes on the legs, moved to the back and things went downhill, poor massage, no pressure, turned over after 20min, offered hj and topless. Took her up on it but was £70, wee head taking charge there.

Poor b2b, lacklustre hj, regretted it as soon as the top came off..


Out after 45min including waiting for the lady to come into the room.


Not worth it....

[Jock D]

Could you clarify the overall cost? Was it £70 or £130?

[Samg1984]

Could you clarify the overall cost? Was it £70 or £130?

£60 for the massage, £70 extra. £130 total.

Don't remind me of it, still annoyed at myself for saying yes 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Glesgaboy]

Thanks for sharing mate.
We all succumb to these impulses once in a while.
You’ve helped the team dodge a bullet 

[Samg1984]

Thanks for sharing mate.
We all succumb to these impulses once in a while.
You’ve helped the team dodge a bullet 

I'm more annoyed cos that's 2 bad ones on the trot. Hoping next week brings better luck lol

[Bluesman]

Thanks for sharing mate.
We all succumb to these impulses once in a while.
You’ve helped the team dodge a bullet 

Don't punish yourself, I've done the same a couple of times