Bamboo Natural Therapy (Kings Cross)

[val33]

My second time to visit after the great experience with a Polish girl there before: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=401652.0

Texted in advance to book, asked what girls they had available and got told:

Young Thai
Young European
Malaysian

I asked to book the Malaysian - not advertised as "young" like the other two but just fancied the exoticness as I've punted a lot of Thais recently. When I arrived, paid £60 at reception for the 1 hour "Swedish massage".

Well, she wasn't Malaysian. Claimed to be when I asked her where she was from, but didn't speak a word of Malay (which I'm conversationally fluent in). Tried to get her to admit her true origins but she kept doubling back on being Malaysian. 100% sure she was mainland Chinese as she spoke to the receptionist in Mandarin (in a strongly accented Fujian accent which any Chinese speaker recognises straightaway).

I'd probably put her at mid 30s, slim with rock hard bolt-ons which I don't find attractive. 30 mins into a half-decent massage (not the best I've had) she offered body-to-body for £40. Seemed a bargain by London prices so I agreed and she stripped off. Literally 30 secs of body sliding then oiled me up and tried to finish me off. She was so vigorous, hands up and down my shaft so fast that it became a blur, had to repeatedly ask her to slow down. After a few minutes she got tired and suggested I do it myself. Blocked all access to her boobs/pussy so no touching at all. Complete waste of £40.

Would I return? Yes, but only to try out a different girl.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review. Did you get a name?

[val33]

No name sorry but she was the "Malaysian" girl they advertised.

[sparkus]

Like a few others probably, after your first review of here I enquired for that day and was told they had a Thai, Malaysian and European on - obviously I asked further about the "European" and the gruff bloke basically called me racist and hung uo!

[val33]

The place is run by a Chinese woman (looks around 40ish) and her husband (white British, looks around 80!) - he's often loitering around the reception. I'm sure he gets a few free "massages"!