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External Link/Members OnlyDate: July 2024
Location: 10 minute walk from South Wimbledon Tube Station
Price: £50 for 15 minutes
Services: OW, Missionary
I procrastinated on making a review when I initially saw her only to my dismay of being unable to find her profile when I got around to trying...
Since she appears to have resurfaced in Croydon, I'll echo the sentiments of a fellow UKP poster in that her pictures are entirely unrepresentative of her current looks. I'm not one to go after head turners in the first place but she is far worse looking than her profile would suggest. Even then, my member does not discriminate and will happily disregard all other factors in the face of a large arse but after 2 minutes of boring OW she presumably gets tired and tries to move to missionary. Presented with a massive gut, I let her know that I would prefer doggy for obvious reasons. She insisted that she doesn't do doggy and given her size not many other positions were on the table besides missionary.
I don't have an issue with SP not providing certain positions for whatever reason they may have but I find it a bit ridiculous when your profile is showing off your butt in every possible angle and I quote is a "PERFECT ASS FOR A GOOD POUNDING" when it's not even available. At that point, the P&D has lost the pump aspect and it's just a matter of mentally disassociating and getting out as fast as possible as both parties clearly didn't want to be there for much longer so after a brief stint of missionary things came to an end.
What peeved me more than any of this, to harbour this resentment and write a review almost 3 months after the fact, is that after finishing she didn't even have any sanitary products to hand.
I was presented with kitchen roll and told to make do.
Shocking all around frankly, steer clear!
Topic: Michelle Curvy Babe | SW19 Wimbledon (Read 1566 times)