Joana - Willesden

[Daddys Willy]

This is my first review after lurking on here for a while....

First, a bit of background, I've been a regular punter for probably around forty years. As you can imagine the landscape out there has changed dramatically in that time. Back in the eighties, it was Soho walkups, maybe the odd streetwalker, the postcard in the local newsagent, the card in the telephone box, or an ad in Mayfair or Penthouse.

I've had some absolutely amazing punts, some bang average, some mediocre, and one where I was ripped off and threatened with violence. Back in the day if I got the horn (which was often), I would just go for it without recourse for the possible consequences. I loved it, it was almost the thrill of the chase. If the experience was less than spectacular I would just shrug and move on. After all, in the majority of cases I would have least satisfied my urges.

I haven't had what I'd would call a 'proper' punt in ages, probably around five years or so. Obviously COVID and all its implications contributed to that fact but I have to admit that I've grown quite wary of having a crap experience and of wasting some hard earned dough.

I've had some good to great rub 'n tug experiences in various massage establishments and I will tell of those in another post.

Anyway, Joana has been so well reviewed on this site that I thought at £70, its got to be worth going for it.

The punt happened a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon.

Communication - Joana doesn't appear to advertise anymore, so no link (sorry) but her number is quoted on a couple of reviews here and is easy enough to find 

All contact via WhatsApp. I had the horn on a Saturday morning, so I took the plunge and messaged her. She took about an hour to respond, 'sorry baby I don't work weekends'. Bugger! However, I wasn't going to be deterred so I messaged her back asking when she was available. From this I got, 'Monday to Friday 10 - 6' and then , 'I offer massage, with oral and rimming, baby. £70. Or words to that effect. I duly booked a slot.

The Venue - Ground floor of a typical suburban semi. Bedroom has on suite shower, very clean with shower gel, etc. Around 5 -10 minutes stroll from Dollis Hill station.

The SP - she's a very sexy older woman. Around five foot four, medium build, nice firm fairly large tits and a great arse. Honestly Gents, she's fit for her age, which I'd put between 55 and 60. On arrival I hadn't noticed her message asking me to message her when I was outside the property. Luckily I rang the right doorbell..

She opened the door wearing a tight fitting leatherette dress with her ample tits on display, I could feel the old man hardening...

What happened in the next hour or so was nothing short of sensational. As soon as we entered the bedroom, her tongue was down my throat and she was grabbing my cock. By now I had a raging hard on. I grabbed her arse and was fondling her tits, pinching her very responsive nipples.

I was soon naked and she had stripped down to her tiny red thong. 'massage baby', she whispered in my ear. What followed was a very oily, firm massage with some body to body that worked my back and shoulders and then slowly down to my thighs and and calves. Suddenly my rear end was raised and I could feel her tonguing my bum hole and balls. Just fucking amazing! At one point she lifted one of my feet and hooked it inside her thong so that my big toe was rubbing her clit. She was absolutely sopping wet by now.

I lost all track of time but soon I was on my back and my cock was disappearing down her throat. It didn't take me too long to unload! She swallowed the lot and licked her lips with a lascivious smile...

I wasn't sure that I would managed a second pop so I thought I'd return the favour and went down on her, lapping away at her massive clit whilst fingering her g spot. All the while she's squirming around and pushing my head down on her. She's as wet as the Niagara Falls now.

By now I'm up to full mast again and itching to shag her. I say, 'condom?' but this doesn't appear to be forthcoming. Now I know as the old saying goes, 'a stiff dick has no conscience' but there's no way I'm going to BB  her.

In the end I wanked away frantically with her fondling my balls and whispering, 'come for me baby, come all over my tits', which I duly did. Two pops in an hour for an old geezer like me is a result!

The conclusion; I walked away with a spring in my step and a smile on my face. Initially, I really didn't think I would return (its not often I see the same SP twice) but just writing this review has given me a semi 

[notcalledchris]

Thanks for the review.  Would you mind posting a link to one of her other reviews.  I have a feeling this wg has attracted BB accusations and it would be useful to others to know if we are talking about the same girl.  Thanks

[bigden40]

Will write up a review of my experience later, but regarding the accusations …..


… I had to actually stop her from use slipping me inside without a raincoat. She didn’t even ask.


Otherwise my experience was very similar to OP.

[RAJEC]

So are you saying that if the rubber was not forthcoming, she was offering you to take her raw???

[bigden40]

Yes.  She was moving from frottage to condomless penetration when I stopped her.  Sex had not been discussed at that point, rubbered or otherwise.

[RAJEC]

Yes.  She was moving from frottage to condomless penetration when I stopped her.  Sex had not been discussed at that point, rubbered or otherwise.

Isn’t that a straight red offence?

[PumpDump]

 

Thanks for the review.  Would you mind posting a link to one of her other reviews.  I have a feeling this wg has attracted BB accusations and it would be useful to others to know if we are talking about the same girl.  Thanks

I saw Joana approx 4 years ago and had BB sex with her.

Not sure why this review is in massage section, she is a full service provider.

[Double009123]

Wonder what happened to her, is she still in the country?

[tetris223]

That's what I'm trying to find out 😂. She defo gave me some memories to reminisce on. Iv texted a few numbers where she might be on. Will update

[Double009123]

After this I messaged her, she's in London looking for a place before she can setup work, so hopefully in the next few weeks...

[Swapmeister]

Are we talking even talking about the original Joana?  She was often reviewed up to 5 years ago. Then she was described as being nearly 60 and as a bit ugly but was popular because of her rimming skills. The general advice seem to have been - close your eyes and focus on what her tongue was doing.

[Nz]

Are we talking even talking about the original Joana?  She was often reviewed up to 5 years ago. Then she was described as being nearly 60 and as a bit ugly but was popular because of her rimming skills. The general advice seem to have been - close your eyes and focus on what her tongue was doing.

The review is about Joana and the comments are about Joana.
It wouldn't make sense talking about another SP under a different SP's review.

[scutty brown]

So at no point has anyone posted contacted details or a link to this girl to ensure that posters are even talking of the correct person. In effect the girl hasn't been identified.
Loads of BB accusations but nothing to say who she actually is!

[Double009123]

No post to share as she's not working at the moment, contact number is in one of the reviews.

[bigden40]

Are we talking even talking about the original Joana?  She was often reviewed up to 5 years ago. Then she was described as being nearly 60 and as a bit ugly but was popular because of her rimming skills. The general advice seem to have been - close your eyes and focus on what her tongue was doing.

I believe we are, the review in the OP and my comments thereon (and subsequent review) seem to suggest so.

She’s probably early 60s now, a fairly unattractive nympho Brazilian granny who offers a very deep rimming service and sometimes BB.

I think she’s still in London

[bigden40]

So at no point has anyone posted contacted details or a link to this girl to ensure that posters are even talking of the correct person. In effect the girl hasn't been identified.
Loads of BB accusations but nothing to say who she actually is!

Joana only ever advertised on Gumtree and there isn’t a current ad.  I have a number ending 8254 if that aligns with anyone else’s experience?

[scutty brown]

Joana only ever advertised on Gumtree and there isn’t a current ad.  I have a number ending 8254 if that aligns with anyone else’s experience?

problem is there seems to be a suggestion that there was more than one girl with the same name..........

it seems to be academic now but it's a good example while contact details or links are essential to enable the correct girls to  be identified

[Daddys Willy]

She’s still using the number ending in 8254. I messaged her a few months back and heard nothing. Then approximately two weeks ago, out of the blue, I received a message saying, ‘I’m back in London, I arrived a short time ago. I am not working yet. When I am I’ll let you know”. I replied ‘please do!” 

[tantraman]

... Then approximately two weeks ago, out of the blue, I received a message saying, ‘I’m back in London, I arrived a short time ago. I am not working yet. When I am I’ll let you know”.

... I received exactly the same and around the same time ; it seems this ol' gal is building up a queue of her former clients for when she annouces she's up-and-ready to get up-and-rimming

[Whitby114]

She’s back working in Willesden Green

[Geko12]

link?

[Swapmeister]

The review is about Joana and the comments are about Joana.
It wouldn't make sense talking about another SP under a different SP's review.

The consensus from 5 years ago was that joana was an ugly granny who compensated with out of this world rimming skills.  So whennI read sexy lady ..... ? Lol at some people's definition of sexy

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Messaged her this evening and she said that she’s back next month and will be charging £80 for 30 minutes, but will only be seeing old clients.

[Harryhood]

She must be skint

[kingmg]

This is my first review after lurking on here for a while....

First, a bit of background, I've been a regular punter for probably around forty years. As you can imagine the landscape out there has changed dramatically in that time. Back in the eighties, it was Soho walkups, maybe the odd streetwalker, the postcard in the local newsagent, the card in the telephone box, or an ad in Mayfair or Penthouse.

I've had some absolutely amazing punts, some bang average, some mediocre, and one where I was ripped off and threatened with violence. Back in the day if I got the horn (which was often), I would just go for it without recourse for the possible consequences. I loved it, it was almost the thrill of the chase. If the experience was less than spectacular I would just shrug and move on. After all, in the majority of cases I would have least satisfied my urges.

I haven't had what I'd would call a 'proper' punt in ages, probably around five years or so. Obviously COVID and all its implications contributed to that fact but I have to admit that I've grown quite wary of having a crap experience and of wasting some hard earned dough.

I've had some good to great rub 'n tug experiences in various massage establishments and I will tell of those in another post.

Anyway, Joana has been so well reviewed on this site that I thought at £70, its got to be worth going for it.

The punt happened a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon.

Communication - Joana doesn't appear to advertise anymore, so no link (sorry) but her number is quoted on a couple of reviews here and is easy enough to find 

All contact via WhatsApp. I had the horn on a Saturday morning, so I took the plunge and messaged her. She took about an hour to respond, 'sorry baby I don't work weekends'. Bugger! However, I wasn't going to be deterred so I messaged her back asking when she was available. From this I got, 'Monday to Friday 10 - 6' and then , 'I offer massage, with oral and rimming, baby. £70. Or words to that effect. I duly booked a slot.

The Venue - Ground floor of a typical suburban semi. Bedroom has on suite shower, very clean with shower gel, etc. Around 5 -10 minutes stroll from Dollis Hill station.

The SP - she's a very sexy older woman. Around five foot four, medium build, nice firm fairly large tits and a great arse. Honestly Gents, she's fit for her age, which I'd put between 55 and 60. On arrival I hadn't noticed her message asking me to message her when I was outside the property. Luckily I rang the right doorbell..

She opened the door wearing a tight fitting leatherette dress with her ample tits on display, I could feel the old man hardening...

What happened in the next hour or so was nothing short of sensational. As soon as we entered the bedroom, her tongue was down my throat and she was grabbing my cock. By now I had a raging hard on. I grabbed her arse and was fondling her tits, pinching her very responsive nipples.

I was soon naked and she had stripped down to her tiny red thong. 'massage baby', she whispered in my ear. What followed was a very oily, firm massage with some body to body that worked my back and shoulders and then slowly down to my thighs and and calves. Suddenly my rear end was raised and I could feel her tonguing my bum hole and balls. Just fucking amazing! At one point she lifted one of my feet and hooked it inside her thong so that my big toe was rubbing her clit. She was absolutely sopping wet by now.

I lost all track of time but soon I was on my back and my cock was disappearing down her throat. It didn't take me too long to unload! She swallowed the lot and licked her lips with a lascivious smile...

I wasn't sure that I would managed a second pop so I thought I'd return the favour and went down on her, lapping away at her massive clit whilst fingering her g spot. All the while she's squirming around and pushing my head down on her. She's as wet as the Niagara Falls now.

By now I'm up to full mast again and itching to shag her. I say, 'condom?' but this doesn't appear to be forthcoming. Now I know as the old saying goes, 'a stiff dick has no conscience' but there's no way I'm going to BB  her.

In the end I wanked away frantically with her fondling my balls and whispering, 'come for me baby, come all over my tits', which I duly did. Two pops in an hour for an old geezer like me is a result!

The conclusion; I walked away with a spring in my step and a smile on my face. Initially, I really didn't think I would return (its not often I see the same SP twice) but just writing this review has given me a semi 

what's her aw or vs link?

[advent2016]

Found this on Google Maps
External Link/Members Only

Clicking  the picture shows phone number

Has a website as well
External Link/Members Only

[Markus]

I don’t know who that woman is but it’s definitely not her.   Not sure about the location either as I remember her having a room in a HMO.

I’ve seen her a bunch of times in the past. 

[tantraman]

Has a website as well
External Link/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only

Ha! Don't we all wish this was our 'lovely' Joana

[Steveraynor]

Found this on Google Maps
External Link/Members Only

Clicking  the picture shows phone number

Has a website as well
External Link/Members Only

Well that is her number but 10000% not her

[advent2016]

Well that is her number but 10000% not her

Rarely is the picture in a static advert of the provider. It's not unknown especially on VS for the same number to have multiple pictures or for another provider to use the same name of a popular SP to attract business. This used to happen at San Ling all the time.