New Swedish and Oriental massage Therapy Surbiton

[Muff licker]

New shop only been open a few weeks thought I would give it a go. Its actually located in Hook Rise Surbiton address on GT advert 1 hour free parking outside. All nicely kitted out with wide massage tables no expense spared.

I requested Cindy who is 21 and apparently from Taiwan, she is a little dumpy with average face and around 21. Opted for a 30 minute massage for £30 I stripped after giving the cash and she returned as i was naked standing. I hopped onto the bed and she started a very average massage slight training but not good. When she got to my arse she played with my balls and offered extras I opted for B2B for £40. Cindy stripped revealing a nice set of B/C tits and a trimmed pussy.

I sucked on her nipples before asking her to lay down she seamed pretty used to it and i went to town on her very wet pussy, she loved it and squirted loads having an orgasm at least 3 times covering me in juice, mmm all very nice and unusual never experienced a squirter at a massage shop before and with such a young girl, she was slightly embarrassed with how much she gushed but I put her at ease.  My turn next so we swapped places and she played with my cock and balls paying me compliments and kissing the helmet after a few strokes I shot my load into her cupped hands. All in all a nice time with a youngster, avoid the other woman she is old and ugly unless you are desperate...

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[bhudda]

You're a bastard in many ways Muff! 

You stole my thunder (I thought I'd be first to review this place) and by the sounds of it you may have even been there at the same time as me.

And to add insult to injury, I got the old one!

[Muff licker]

You're a bastard in many ways Muff! 

You stole my thunder (I thought I'd be first to review this place) and by the sounds of it you may have even been there at the same time as me.

And to add insult to injury, I got the old one!

Oh no you poor sod 

[webpunter]

New shop only been open a few weeks thought I would give it a go. Its actually located in Hook Rise Surbiton address on GT advert 1 hour free parking outside. All nicely kitted out with wide massage tables no expense spared.

Me likey already

avoid the other woman she is old and ugly unless you are desperate...

   such desperation usually only happens to me late evening when having had a few drinks & a rager is present
Off to some dodgy late night opening parlour, Manchester has options to provide the rager cure
Beer googles definitely help & a mental flick through of my fave massage burds assists to get things over the line
And by the morning the memory is hazy to the standard of burd that you've been tugged off by 


Fine reporting 
I've driven past there numerous times on the A3
Some spaces out the front of the shops, though if full whats the parking like ?
Coz in the streets nearby IIRC residents permits only maybe 

[Muff licker]

You can always park at Topps tiles and walk

[webpunter]

Thanks for the intel
Can always find something to buy next to TT @ Toolstation

[tp69]

Or the leisure centre parking just across the road.

Do I read it correctly that a BJ is on offer, or was that just a quick peck? Wonder if anything more is on the cards.

[Muff licker]

Or the leisure centre parking just across the road.

Do I read it correctly that a BJ is on offer, or was that just a quick peck? Wonder if anything more is on the cards.

I just got a little peck on the helmet but I think more may be on offer YMMV

[tp69]

I just got a little peck on the helmet but I think more may be on offer YMMV

She may have gotten carried away after your oral skills, so expectations should be in check I imagine.

I've never made a woman squirt with just my mouth, I usually needs a deep finger too. Can you pop a tutorial up on Youtube? 

[bhudda]

the old one offers a BJ but covers your willy with an odd little (what am I saying? I of course mean huge) plastic bag! not a condom, an actual plastic bag of some sort.

Her massage/tease skills are actually excellent ... and she turns the lights very low so you can't see her much ... she wanted £30 HE and wouldn't budge on price ... £60 b2b but quickly came down to £40 ... another £20 for BJ which took the place of the b2b   

[Muff licker]

the old one offers a BJ but covers your willy with an odd little (what am I saying? I of course mean huge) plastic bag! not a condom, an actual plastic bag of some sort.

Her massage/tease skills are actually excellent ... and she turns the lights very low so you can't see her much ... she wanted £30 HE and wouldn't budge on price ... £60 b2b but quickly came down to £40 ... another £20 for BJ which took the place of the b2b   

sounds intriguing bhudda I would go and see the old one if she did OWO but the plastic bag puts me off

[Muff licker]

She may have gotten carried away after your oral skills, so expectations should be in check I imagine.

I've never made a woman squirt with just my mouth, I usually needs a deep finger too. Can you pop a tutorial up on Youtube? 

LOL would love

[tp69]

sounds intriguing bhudda I would go and see the old one if she did OWO but the plastic bag puts me off

Jesus, a plastic bag, no.

Reminds me of a very long time ago. I was 17 and didn't have a dom with a girl I was seeing so we tried cling film. Bad idea.

[webpunter]

sounds intriguing bhudda I would go and see the old one if she did OWO but the plastic bag puts me off

The sandwich bag asian massage MO is pretty good
A small thin bag usually
Its like one where you buy something & there's a bag around whatever purchased in the box etc
Much better than OW
Coz there is movement in the bag
The bag the burd @ Bookham R&T used on me was nearly too small 
& she did CIB [bag not mouth] which felt ace

[tp69]

The sandwich bag asian massage MO is pretty good
A small thin bag usually
Its like one where you buy something & there's a bag around whatever purchased in the box etc
Much better than OW
Coz there is movement in the bag
The bag the burd @ Bookham R&T used on me was nearly too small 
& she did CIB [bag not mouth] which felt ace

New term for the library, CIB 

[beastmaster]

the old one offers a BJ but covers your willy with an odd little (what am I saying? I of course mean huge) plastic bag! not a condom, an actual plastic bag of some sort.

Her massage/tease skills are actually excellent ... and she turns the lights very low so you can't see her much ... she wanted £30 HE and wouldn't budge on price ... £60 b2b but quickly came down to £40 ... another £20 for BJ which took the place of the b2b   

I went there last Friday afternoon, an older lady was there, went by the highly original name of CoCo 
She wasn't bad looking, around a 6 I would say.
Agreed half an hour for £30, her massage was very good, with a few teasing strokes.
On the flip we negotiated £40 for B2B, but it wasn't that good, she did a few half hearted slides before doing the HR. Her skin was nice and smooth, and she had small but perky breasts with very reponsive nipples. I offered to do RO on her but she wanted £20 extra for that so I didn't pursue it. No kissing of any sort, just a few light pecks on the cheek. Wasn't aware that a BJ was on offer so I didn't ask.
In the end the HR was good and produced the desired outcone. Finished with a skilful and relaxing scalp massage.
Not sure if I'll return as the BJ in a bag offer sounds a bit bizarre 

[webpunter]

New term for the library, CIB 

 

[webpunter]

Not sure if I'll return as the BJ in a bag offer sounds a bit bizarre 

Worth giving it a whirl even if only once
The bag produced by the burd at the Bookham R&T had a slightly crinkly feel to it
Think there was a pack of them in one of the drawers in a storage unit in the room, johnsons wipes etc on the top
A translucent ish off white grey colour
Along the lines of the attached [6.75" x 6.75"]
Tho slightly smaller
So she had to use it diagonally, obvs 

Not as good as OWO however significantly better than OW
I dont do OWO at chinese / thai R&T gaffs
Coz if they've just arrived & if any STD it could be some variety that you dont usually see in the UK 
Plus chinese women dont usually have the best teeth
Am fine to stick to a well delivered R&T [ideally mostly T rather than R]


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[Muff licker]

I went there last Friday afternoon, an older lady was there, went by the highly original name of CoCo 
She wasn't bad looking, around a 6 I would say.
Agreed half an hour for £30, her massage was very good, with a few teasing strokes.
On the flip we negotiated £40 for B2B, but it wasn't that good, she did a few half hearted slides before doing the HR. Her skin was nice and smooth, and she had small but perky breasts with very reponsive nipples. I offered to do RO on her but she wanted £20 extra for that so I didn't pursue it. No kissing of any sort, just a few light pecks on the cheek. Wasn't aware that a BJ was on offer so I didn't ask.
In the end the HR was good and produced the desired outcone. Finished with a skilful and relaxing scalp massage.
Not sure if I'll return as the BJ in a bag offer sounds a bit bizarre 

was she shaved or Hairy ?

[beastmaster]

was she shaved or Hairy ?

Sorry,I didn't get any access down there, she wanted extra for RO so I didn't partake, and her B2B was perfunctory at best. I think she was unshaven but not very hairy, but I'm not sure. However I did get a full nibble and suck of her perky breasts and nipples, which she seemed to enjoy as they became quite aroused.

[bhudda]

I'd have to agree that the owb (oral with bag) was better than it sounds - and she took it quite deep

[Stevelondon]

By the sound of it. Going off Muffs description.
Perhaps take your own bag. If anyone is thinking of visiting and they do get the old, ugly one.
A brown paper bag might come in handy. 

[Stevelondon]

I’ve just thought.
Do you have to pay for the bag. If you get to keep it obviously it’s a bag for life. 

[webpunter]

If you get to keep it obviously it’s a bag for life. 

UKPers with wives already have ABFL

[tp69]

I never go for a HE massage, but lately been enjoying finishing R2 with SP's with a HJ. Might be worth a visit. Wonder what the flow would be like if I wanted 2 HJ's, perhaps a happy start and happy finish.

What other places do you chaps recommend in that sort of area and around Surrey?

[jarevets]

So I booked an hour with Cindy this morning. No problem parking around the back streets.
Hope was that Muff Lickers experience could be repeated.
Cindy met me and as MF also said she has a somewhat pasty face and as it’s cooler now and She was wearing a jumper, she looked quite squat.
Didn’t let that trouble me too much, but I’m not a WSWS person and so asked whether I could see the room  first where I asked the question of what May be feasible on top of the £50 ph door charge. £60 for B2B and nothing more was possible as it was the time of the month for her. 
Always that danger isn’t there!
On oral she wanted £100 and would only do it with a bag rather than a condom I had. She didn’t like that but agreed to use the condom if she could wash it first.
However, she would not accept £80 for B2B and OW - a punter had paid £100 yesterday allegedly.
I wasn’t prepared to spend that and she agreed I could check with reception on her availability another time - so I left and went to Infinity Spa  which is only a few minutes away.
Will file separately

[Muff licker]

So I booked an hour with Cindy this morning. No problem parking around the back streets.
Hope was that Muff Lickers experience could be repeated.
Cindy met me and as MF also said she has a somewhat pasty face and as it’s cooler now and She was wearing a jumper, she looked quite squat.
Didn’t let that trouble me too much, but I’m not a WSWS person and so asked whether I could see the room  first where I asked the question of what May be feasible on top of the £50 ph door charge. £60 for B2B and nothing more was possible as it was the time of the month for her. 
Always that danger isn’t there!
On oral she wanted £100 and would only do it with a bag rather than a condom I had. She didn’t like that but agreed to use the condom if she could wash it first.
However, she would not accept £80 for B2B and OW - a punter had paid £100 yesterday allegedly.
I wasn’t prepared to spend that and she agreed I could check with reception on her availability another time - so I left and went to Infinity Spa  which is only a few minutes away.
Will file separately

Well done for walking sounds like her popularity has made her increase her prices

[jarevets]

You’re a lucky man MF - had it not been the time of the month I may have paid whatever on the chance that it could happen!

[webpunter]

Well done for walking sounds like her popularity has made her increase her prices

I concurr
A ton + the entrance fee @ 50 assuming an hour booking WTF

Unfortunately 150 isnt uncommon
However usually an EE fiitie with full on b2b action
Usually on a bed or futon
Not a squat asian burd with a hairy muff

I wont be doing any shopping @ Tool Station to park the motor

[webpunter]

I wasn’t prepared to spend that and she agreed I could check with reception on her availability another time

Maybe leave a few weeks let things go quiet[er]
The UKP review must have generated some xtra demand 

- so I left and went to Infinity Spa  which is only a few minutes away.
Will file separately

Excellent, chop chop

Edit:  your added intel is deffo worth a like    Surprised you didnt have one b4

[LLPunting]

So I booked an hour with Cindy this morning. No problem parking around the back streets.
Hope was that Muff Lickers experience could be repeated.
Cindy met me and as MF also said she has a somewhat pasty face and as it’s cooler now and She was wearing a jumper, she looked quite squat.
Didn’t let that trouble me too much, but I’m not a WSWS person and so asked whether I could see the room  first where I asked the question of what May be feasible on top of the £50 ph door charge. £60 for B2B and nothing more was possible as it was the time of the month for her. 
Always that danger isn’t there!
On oral she wanted £100 and would only do it with a bag rather than a condom I had. She didn’t like that but agreed to use the condom if she could wash it first.
However, she would not accept £80 for B2B and OW - a punter had paid £100 yesterday allegedly.
I wasn’t prepared to spend that and she agreed I could check with reception on her availability another time - so I left and went to Infinity Spa  which is only a few minutes away.
Will file separately

Please review separately 

[jayper]

I think it's quite helpful having more than one review for the same SP/place in the same thread tbh

[Stevelondon]

I think it's quite helpful having more than one review for the same SP/place in the same thread tbh

OooooooErrrrrrr……. Let’s NOT set a precedent shall we. !!!!

[W5ranger]

Tried the place, nice room and clean...the SP identified as Cindy but it was not her. Older, lots of make up, half hearted B2B and talked incessantly. Did not allow touching! Beware of who you book with and was told girls rotate fortnightly.

[PumpDump]

WTF is wrong with you guys?!! How can you even entertain a blow job with a sandwich bag covering your cock? Seriously, you paid for this?

[Iloveoral]

I think it's quite helpful having more than one review for the same SP/place in the same thread tbh

You can leave it as a comment as part of the discussion but it doesn’t qualify as a review post in this thread.
You are welcome to add to a new review, but don’t try to post a review within a review, that’s pretty pointless and won’t add to her ratings.

[webpunter]

WTF is wrong with you guys?!! How can you even entertain a blow job with a sandwich bag covering your cock? Seriously, you paid for this?

If you've been anywhere near this gaff best that a double bagger
Scrub that, triple

[PumpDump]

If you've been anywhere near this gaff best that a double bagger
Scrub that, triple

Stop with that or I will visit all your favourite girls 😁

[webpunter]

Stop with that or I will visit all your favourite girls 😁

 

[tp69]

Stop with that or I will visit all your favourite girls 😁

 

[JST]

The shopping bag, oh no!
I hope it was not a "bag for life" due to how thick they are and reusability

[jj8989]

The shopping bag, oh no!
I hope it was not a "bag for life" due to how thick they are and reusability

I too hope it's not a bag for life  great review as always

[webpunter]

I too hope it's not a bag for life  great review as always

If @PD has visited i'd recommend the 50p BFL jobbies from Waitrose
Sturdy
 
May i also refer UKPers to reply #23