Just had the worst punt of my life with this SP.
External Link/Members OnlyCost - £30 for 15 mins, foolishly gave her an extra fiver and asked her to 'look after me'
Requests - on phone had asked for a "a quick blow-and-go". Didn't specify OWO which was what I wanted, my bad.
Comms - excellent overall, given postcode and asked how long it would take me to get there. I was ten mins away and she asked me to come in half an hour. Arrived and she said she was waiting for some kind of engineer to leave, time ticked away and my availability with it too. I joked that it would have to be the quickest BJ ever and she replied with a flirty text. Eventually got house number and came in.
Location - street in Wincobank, few mins drive from Fife Street.
Appearance - 4 - Bad teeth spoiled an otherwise passable overall look. I'd say she was size 16. She was in a red lacy dress.
Environment - 1 - the house was extremely messy and smelled unpleasant. The bedroom had toys everywhere (
no, not that kind) and - I kid you not - an inflated rubber (
no, no that kind) dinghy propped up against the wall and falling onto the bed.
Service - Undressed and here's where it all went wrong. Put off by the toys and the dinghy, I wasn't ready for action, and she grabbed me very roughly and started moving her hands at a furious and painful speed immediately. That didn't help and she said she was trying to get me hard enough to put on the bag, which (yeah, my bad) I wasn't expecting, but given those teeth, would've been for the best anyway.... I asked her to just slow down a bit which she did. but by this point the damage was done, I was sore and between the teeth and the dinghy and the smells, there was no way anything was going to happen, so I pulled myself together and ran for the hills.
Overall - 1 - never going back, learned a useful lesson I guess.
