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Offline staplehorse2024

I see people posting links to Gumroad massages here-- what is the etiquette for contacting Gumroad advertisers?


On Gumroad, there are no pictures of the massager in sexy clothes, and no hints whether they just offer a standard massage or an erotic one. How does one go about finding out? (preferably without messaging every ad with 'hey babe, handjob?' :D )

I ask because there are times one just wants a relaxing erotic massage. AW escorts mostly have massage in their list, but their idea of a massage is patting your back a few times, and then trying to tug your dick so you can come quickly and get out. Me, Im old fashioned, if I pay for 30 min massage, I want a 30 min massage.

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I see people posting links to Gumroad massages here
Can you link to one of the posts referring to Gumroad, I can't find any trace if it on here.   :unknown:

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I’ve never heard of gumroad 🤷🏼

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Gumtree ?
He was online for quite a while after I asked him for a link but he hasn't bothered replying.

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If you google it, it appears to be a USA based online sales/marketing platform, mainly for tech services and equipment.

Only "massage" related items I could see were all online "How-to" massage training videos.

This rather looks like someone just trying to tout the platform

Offline webpunter

This rather looks like someone just trying to tout the platform

I'm getting the impression that the OP may have been on here before
No references like:  '1st post' / 'newbie here' / 'hope this is ok, any suggestions gratefully received' / 'looking forward to contributing after viewing as non-member' etc
Rather straight in

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I'm getting the impression that the OP may have been on here before
No references like:  '1st post' / 'newbie here' / 'hope this is ok, any suggestions gratefully received' / 'looking forward to contributing after viewing as non-member' etc
Rather straight in
Come on Webby mate, do you really think we don't check?   :unknown:  He started this thread.

Hey everyone, new to the forum here. sort of newbie punter, not too many punts under my belt   :)

One thing Ive seen a few times in my punts-- SW have the french kiss box ticked on AW. I even text them to confirm they offer french kissing.

But when I meet them, their idea of a French kiss is a polite peck on the lips-- the sort Hollywood types do when they meet and are pretending to be great friends. I came away disappointed-- many times the only reason I chose the punt was because I wanted some dfk.

Are there any special words I need to use to ensure I am getting a proper DFK and not polite lip kissing?


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Come on Webby mate, do you really think we don't check?   :unknown:  He started this thread.

Fair enuf, however this is showing:

Posts: 0
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Reviews: 0

I presumed 1st post & figured that the post tally would update

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Fair enuf, however this is showing:

Posts: 0
Likes: 0
Reviews: 0

I presumed 1st post & figured that the post tally would update
At times all is not as it seems mate.

Offline webpunter

At times all is not as it seems mate.

Indeed not
A schoolboy error on my part not checking, oops
& the initial post put a different complexion on things

@sh2024 good luck on your quest for french kissing
It might be that the USA might be the place to go  ;)

Offline RandomGuy99

I see people posting links to Gumroad massages here-- what is the etiquette for contacting Gumroad advertisers?

On Gumroad, there are no pictures of the massager in sexy clothes, and no hints whether they just offer a standard massage or an erotic one. How does one go about finding out? (preferably without messaging every ad with 'hey babe, handjob?' :D )

I ask because there are times one just wants a relaxing erotic massage. AW escorts mostly have massage in their list, but their idea of a massage is patting your back a few times, and then trying to tug your dick so you can come quickly and get out. Me, Im old fashioned, if I pay for 30 min massage, I want a 30 min massage.
You find out by either finding reviews on here using the phone number or shop name or by TOFTT by going and finding out. That's why they call it punting.

Offline Chazz

Indeed not
A schoolboy error on my part not checking, oops
& the initial post put a different complexion on things

@sh2024 good luck on your quest for french kissing
It might be that the USA might be the place to go  ;)

Who do you think you are WP? Debbie Harry?  ;)

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Who do you think you are WP? Debbie Harry?  ;)

 :D
One Way Or Another, i might be

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:D
One Way Or Another, i might be
If you were then i'm thinking you would be in Rapture but unfortunately for you The tide is high  :rolleyes: OK i'll get my coat  :hi:

She was FAF back in the day and also well known to have been a WG before she was famous  :kissgirl:
Wonder what her hourly rate would be these days if she was a teen / early 20's  :unknown: