The world famous
External Link/Members OnlyCalled on the day to ask who was working, was told Coco and Cindy were both available. I arrived within 15 minutes of calling, to find both doors locked. Called and was told 5 minutes. I had a short walk and started to head back up, walked past another gentleman who I overheard on his mobile asking about Cindy and heard him mutter, I can wait 5 minutes, so clearly they are very very busy.
I eventually got inside and was met by a slim, older lady, maybe 50s (ish), I'm sure she introduced herself as Cindy, so I asked if I could see Coco, and was told Coco was next door, but then when I said I would wait, the lady told me she was Coco, I was pretty confused to be honest, but not wanting to debate who this lady was and question her, I just went with it.
Into the room, adequate, fair size, warm no complaints. Was asked for the £30 for 30 minute massage. I stripped and got on the bed. Cindy/Coco/whoever she was, started with a light massage as requested. The massage was ok, and just ok to be honest. There were no CC swipes or brushes, inner leg/thigh massage yes, but no actual touches.
After 15 minutes, she asked what other services would I like, and offered B2B with OWO at £60. To be honest, having no real attraction to her, and then feeling like the wool was being pulled over my eyes with who I was seeing, I had lost interest a little. She then offered HE for £30, again I just said massage is fine. She then reduced her prices to £20 HE or £40 OWO.
I agreed to HE at £20, so off the bed and gave her the money. She then started massaging and wanking me, she had to bring it back to life a little to be honest. Whilst doing this, I felt like I had been transported to an Istanbul market, as she insistently tried to upsell for a good 5/10 minutes, asking me to take more, which took away from it all to be honest, and became pretty annoying. Eventually she got the message, carried on the HE until I finished. I got off the bed, cleaned up and left straight away feeling pretty let down by the whole experience.
Now I don't know if this was just an awkward interaction or if this is the norm, but I just found the whole experience pretty business transactional like (Which I know it is). I'm under no illusions that I when I see an escort, she isn't there for any other reason than making money, but at least you can conversate with them, and there is that sensual GFE to it, where as at massage parlours, you simply don't get that. Even with this one and others I have been to the in past (haven't reviewed due to being 10 plus years ago now) I find lying there being wanked off by a girl who is staring into space and there's no sensual to it, it's just very awkward and almost embarrassing. I know you only want the money, but at least make me think you're enjoying it. I think I will stick to actual escort punts from now on as maybe my expectations for a rub and tug place are to high as I'm sure if you're happy for a quick massage and then being jacked off, you'll be happy enough with it
