Author Topic: Eastern Health Spa Byker  (Read 701 times)

Offline Clito

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A very strong negative!!!
 Last tried this place when it first opened a few(?) years ago.
Think I reviewed then as a negative?

As it had been a while and I was in the area I did a walk in.
The "lady" seemed to be the only one there. Middle aged and showing it.
Paid £45 for an hour stripped in a warm room and before I had finished she was asking..
"You just want massage".. when asked what she did it was..
"What do you like" "what do you want"?
Seemed to do everything but sex..B2B blow job.."what do you want" ...then it changed to "how much you pay"
Seemed to want (another??) £80 for the B2B and blow job..

I declined and lay down for my massage..
5 mins in and she was back to negotiating..
Covered with a towel she was "squeezing" muscles then towel off and oil on back..and legs before any further massage... then tickling  the crown jewels.
Eventually gave in at £40 for B2B and HE
She stripped to reveal a body that went with the age. Nothing to write home about..
Then it was turn over... there had been no back massage!!
Climbs on table and offers nipples for sucking on then starts on the HE which I query but does not seem to understand..
Inevitable happens and I am like WTF!!
and she starts getting dressed...
Again I query what's going on and she says she will now massage  me.
I decline and state that I want a refund to only pay for the half hour which we have not yet reached since I came in.
She refunds me £15 to equal the £30 half hour massage fee saying "next time I know what you want"
Dream on pet!!! Never again!!
A very strong Negative. My recommendation is avoid.

Offline Superad

Drove passed here the other day and it looked like it had closed down. Not the best of places.