Cleckheaton Thai Massage

[Greentop]

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There is a name on the door, but I’ve forgotten it!  Sure it began with B and was two words. Being You or sommat??? 

So I won’t lie, I value what Wakeylad says so after he tried this place, I looked it up and saw it was only 16mins away, BONUS, so went for it. This was Friday, just gone.

Texted if available within next hour, got confirmation, nowt else. Disappointed. I got a different girl, I got Sugar. And after looking back at Wakey’s review, saw there was already a review for Sugar couple week back from xpind.

Sugar was nice enough, slim, around 5,4” wide eyes! Wearing leggings and training crop top, I’d say 30s to early 40s, that’s more a hunch cos she didn’t look old, but defo not young and sweet. In fact, later she told me she had couple kids, one being 13 or so.

The place is done out well, upstairs above a shop. Doffed off, laid on front and got a decent enough massage. Chatted about stuff in general, I try not make it obvious I’m on a site and know about all these other parlours! But I eventually got out of her that there was an owner who had another parlour in Huddersfield. The owner took my booking, but wasn’t there herself.
Sugar was only there til Oct with a second girl. Sugar had previously worked at Rainbow Spa too.

So after more probing, you lads will be happy to know, that the owner’s other shop is in fact Yonlada!
By this point the massage was just that, no swipes, no signs of owt! Then Sugar mentioned how busy Yonlada was “because I think the girls do really good extras there” (chuckle).  So I retorted “Not here? No extras?” To which Sugar then “Ah, what you want?” in realisation! So basically got offered HE £30 and b2b £80 I think (I forget).  I enquired about bj. She said covered £50. I declined and ummed and ahhed about the £30 HE or OW saying “It’s just not as good.” She obviously mentioned hygiene reasons. Not interested in b2b.
After another minute or so, Sugar decided she’d do owo for £50, but no cim as I looked clean ( I am!)
The bj was nice enough, all mouth, felt her arse, couldn’t really do much else. And it’s futile through clothes anyway!
I lasted around 5mins (prob less) and came in the open! Cleaned up. Finished off with head massage. Asked for a shower, taken to another room, shower was nice and hot.
Not that it matters, but whilst in there, I did hear another punter come in….

All in all a positive. Would recommend. Sugar was friendly, slim and nice looking enough. From the other review ymmv!

Maybe £50 is a lot for just a bj. I wanna see the other lass now. In fact I wanna go to Yonlada, but I hate driving into Hudds.

P.S Reading back over my review, I’m wondering now if Wakeylad got a full list of extras because the owner recognised his number? Just guessing…

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks greentop for your review

I knew Yonlandas owner had been looking for and had got another shop but i was unsure of where, a great bit of detective work there

The Yonlanda connection could be interesting, i did think it strange that i got a full menu, so that could explain it
Also previously one of the Yonlanda girls had told me when the owner gets her new shop then the girls may rotate between the two, if thats the case Cleckheaton may just get to experience Nancy and with luck Ploy may make her return

[chandlerhandler]

I'd already assumed they were part of the same group as they were using some of the same photos last week, I see they have addressed that now though, I've tried Sweet who is advertising separately at Yonlada but still need to see Nancy after all I've read about her