Has everyone’s knobs dropped off?

[Peken]

Popped online as I shall be in the city this weekend for work & to see who’s hot and who’s not even in the massage world and it seems Northern Ireland has came to a standstill. Surely there’s action going on somewhere or has it all just about came to an abrupt end, no pun intended hahaha … on the off chance any recommendations as of late?

[MartyW]

Hey Peken, what's the biggest risk of wearing poorly designed underpants made in the Ukraine?
Cher-nob-ll-fallout hahahaha!

Seriously though I think it's a mixture of a number of things.

No one wants to incriminate themselves.
Poor quality.
High prices and the idiots who pay them.
The crookedness of Vivastreet.
Massage. I've never understood it. 100 quid for a wank.

Anyways that's what I think. I'm going for a try on payday and will review. I review 90% the time as do a few others. Plenty of leeches notwithstanding the Morrow effect!

Talk soon fella, Marty

[MartyW]

Lord Morrow, I'm going for A FRY after pay day, typo.....

[Peken]

Lol cheers my man! Let us know if you do get a full Ulster fry or even full English ! Lord morrow can suck the back end of my balls. It’s grim like, £100 for a wank is criminal. Fuck it it’s go full or go home, if I do I’ll review - it’ll probably be shite as well, everything’s shite about NI hahaha

[Peken]

Ps I’ve always maintained that while idiots keep paying the extortionate rates then the rates will continue to rise. Maybe they are doing as I’ve mentioned …. Highly doubt it as some seem to find paying nearly £300 an hour normal. Lol

[myothernameis]

I thought you were talking about this guy, Craig Mycock, (thats his real name) who now has no cock 


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[Peken]

Saves a fortune on the punting scene, … every cloud I suppose lol

[belfastpunter]

The last couple of massage reviews I left had zero comments from other members. On one occasion another punter got very toxic because no hand job was mentioned. "I dont give a fuck about ...." he started. I had to abandon my own thread, never looked at it again.
It dosnt inspire me to write many more reviews when no one else gives a fuck. Esp since I have gone the legit route more recently.

[Curious-1]

Ps I’ve always maintained that while idiots keep paying the extortionate rates then the rates will continue to rise. Maybe they are doing as I’ve mentioned …. Highly doubt it as some seem to find paying nearly £300 an hour normal. Lol

I have always agreed with this Peen, when it used to be £35 for a 1 hr massage plus £10 for a happy ending and £20 for a BJ.  Now £40 for the massage, which I don't mind if it is good, and there are some good ones out there.  But now £20-30 for HJ, or £40-50 for a BJ  £20-30 more to strip off (sometimes only top half!!!) is just too much when not going for a full service.  Half hour massages make the rates even worse!

I have stopped for now.  Mostly at turnover time I say £20 for a BJ or nothing at all thank you, in a pleasant manner.  It does work sometimes.

I'd be happy for £65 hr massage and BJ or £55 for massage and HJ.

Cant see it going back there though.  The last couple of massages I did have though the girls said they have been really quiet.  Time will tell if they reduce the rates.

Dont get your hopes up.

[Betterjudgement]

Have tried to keep my reviews up to date and have commented on other threads when have been able to add my experience, but similar to others - action has dropped off.  Priced out of the market in terms of FS by it seems everyone other than the Asian girls, and then when trying to weigh up 70/80 for a granny massage and naked / B2B wank (as others have said, WTF) vs 70 quid for a soulless unenthusiastic half hour FS with asian girls in a grotty dive, have to say my enthusiasm for it is on the floor.  Keeping my money in my pocket!

[hrm69]

Agree with what's been said so far. My enthusiasm for the local scene has dropped big time this year.

Local offerings are so poor. The 3/4 more noteable local girls are either way overpriced and its not justifiable or cancel on you at late notice.

I'll keep an eye out for who is on tour but that's few and far between these days.

[andykane]

As others have said, slim pickings these days. I personally wont pay the ridiculous rates that are charged by local and visiting girls. Have the odd massage but these have been reviewed to death and like Bp commented doesnt spark amy converation or comments from anyone so why bother.  Meet with one or two girls irreguarly in civvy street which works just fine for me.
Hopefully things will pick up again, its a great forum for everyone and seems to be thriving across the water.

[YourLocalGP]

Having been scanning EI last day or two as I had the opportunity today to get out and dust off the cobwebs, but most girls were up at the £120 mark for a half hour.  Lot of money to shell out and potentially be disappointed.  Will have to wait for a couple of the reliable service givers to be back with us to shell out anywhere near £100 for half hour.  Even then it’s a bit ridiculous.  What’s peoples upper limits these days for  Half Hour/Full Hour?

[Peken]

I refuse to go higher than 100 per half hour, I don’t actually mind paying £100 for an hours massage as mentioned here.  I go now and then for one in finaghy and it gets quite heated so no point in reviewing the same thing over and over again. There hasn’t been a girl in a while I’d say wow I’d love an hour or 2 with but it seems that will set you back £180/£200 which is absolute madness. Actually thinking on it £100 for 30 mins and some say get a shower first so take 10 mins off that and 5 mins each way to get changed lol .. so 10 mins fiddling and pumping £100? Any wonders they keep going up & up & up, we’re being taken for fools.

[SN5]

The prices aren't going to reduce, and EI will always exist. So I think the choices are to pay up, or go less. Simple as that unfortunately. I paid a high price there recently, I'm going to do a review now.

I hadn't been to see anyone in quite a while, so I'd saved up a bit of extra cash, thinking of it will be my last punt for a long time, I may as well spend it on something I won't regret. I came away happy, but it's got me in the mood for more now!

The prices are off-putting and the quality on EI has reduced. I dont think the ratio of TS to female has ever been as high. The high prices for a normal female WG has me browsing the likes of VS, wondering if it's worth the gamble for a lower rate. Just have to be prepared to walk away if first impressions aren't good. I think that's where I'm at, at the minute.