jk-massage.com
Neutral to negative for this.
Happened a few days ago.
Called ahead asked if anyone available within half hour or so, she told me to come in. I got the impression that there is always plenty of availability. Good English speaker on the phone.
Location, on a side road but near restaurants and theatre etc so peeps will always see you going in, but the place itself is quite anonymous.
Paid 30 at counter and guided to closest room by Linda, who was not a v good English speaker.
Linda the masseuse is fairly attractive. 5ft 5, big build, but not fat by any means. Looked a bit like the Monalisa facially!
Room was disappointing, was well equipped with shower and sturdy table. However there was a toilet in the room too, it was gloomy, not massage room gloomy but 'used to be a store room' type gloomy. No shitty music either, who would have that would be a mood killer? Also laptop in the room with camera views of the reception area and entrance.
Told to undress while Linda waited outside then knocked door and came in.
No convo etc just oiled her hands and went straight into to massage. Cold hands and cold room. Wasn't feeling great.
Plenty of buttock swipe overs but no CC or reach under. Thought it might get interesting when she got on table and spread my legs and she kneeled between them. But she focused on poking around my ass cheeks, getting close to my arse hole but not close enough to make it interesting. Nevertheless I was getting hard and wondering what the turnover would bring, which happened at about 10min mark.
No more rubbing or fondling at this stage just she just asked if I want b2b but I opted for just HE. Maybe this was the wrong answer cos performance was lack lustre. Got feeling she was disappointed I didn't go for the big ticket item. She asked for money upfront and then went straight in with some vigorous stroking. Got her to slow a little but she kept speeding up, she also kept looking over at the CCTV view on the laptop. I couldn't get a good feel between her legs as she was wearing quite baggy trousers and standing in that standoffish way they do sometimes.
Anyway I came in quite a rush rather than the slow build up I like. She wiped up and continued the massage. She did my arms, shoulders and even crawled up on the table and knelt between my legs to do my thighs and a hip press thing. My cock stirred again but I repressed any urges knowing it would cost more and likely to be very functionary. Side note I'm not sure if she washed her hands after cleanup.
Anyway she finished with some finger cracking and told me we are done. Got out and looked at my phone. Had only been in there for about 24mins.
Total cost £50 which is slightly more than £2 per min.
Do I sound grumpy? Maybe it should be a negative. But I came and it was relatively cheap. So neutral it is.
Won't return unless I hear better things.
