Memory jogged by another review, herewith my own.
External Link/Members OnlyBriefer than my usual, due to the striking similarities of experiences others have had. Carla is a youngish Polish sex worker, operating in the North, North West and Midlands regions. Her AW profile's main picture shows a very striking, handsome woman which is a tonic to much of the astonishingly rough trade that passes muster in Preston. For those with memories stretching back to the 90s; in it, she resembles Dr Beverly Crusher from Star Trek, Next Generation, and though that hadn't occurred to be at the time of my enquiry, it was nevertheless the face which decided me to 'Make it so!' in July this year.
Working out of a large, well-known block of apartments that seems mostly given over to accommodating this profession, Carla responded to my enquiries in a reasonably swift and straightforward manner. She mentioned a flatmate was present, but from memory, there were no sounds to bear this out.
In person, it becomes clear that the profile picture is a flattering, though not misleading one. Some of the body shots seem to have been taken when several kilos lighter - she's rather chunky; chubby, rather than fat, and her face is altogether more solid, squared and slightly masculine than I'd expected from the picture. For a moment, I wavered, but then did see the underlying resemblance, and since her introduction was both polite and cheerful, we proceeded.
Before writing this, I'd been ruminating on a batch of four or so recent whoring rendezvous (what IS the plural of rendezvous?), and wondering which to write up first. It struck me after five or so minutes, that I'd entirely forgotten about about this one, which is surely not a great testimonial to either my recall, nor this particular punt. The truth is most likely that I wasn't hugely attracted to the lady, and it's that, rather than any lack of application on her part which explains the memory-hole.
Carla provided a massage, a little motor-boarding boob-therapy, OW, RO, hokey-pokey and we finished it on a HJ - all delivered with enough vim and enthusiasm to deserve the credit that this review provides. There was a little of the pausing between positional rotations which tends to be the hallmark of less experienced or more formulaic sex, but equally, I suppose, if done without too much awkwardness, it shows someone checking that they're doing what you want them to do. In any event, it wasn't a problem.
In summary, Carla did her job well enough: she's a pleasant and well presented young woman (perhaps late 20s- early 30s) and it was an agreeable enough way to pass an hour. The fee was £160.
And that's all he wrote.
