External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyThought I'd gamble on a newish ad so you chaps don't have to so was prepared to be disappointed and disappointed I was!
Fee/Duration: £100 30mins
Location: Flat near the train station
Would I return: Not if you paid me
Would I recommend: No. Avoid!
The Girl: Can tell it's the girl from the pics on her profile with the tattoos however I'd argue she doesn't actually look like those at all, she actually looked more attractive in person. Age is probably accurate I'd actually have pegged her as being slightly younger. Slimish build with maybe C cup boobs, one odd thing was that she had a slight hint of a belly that actually made me wonder if she might be pregnant but slight enough that it felt dangerous to ask! All in all very attractive but attitude wise, horrendous. Could not be more disinterested if she tried, I ought to have known this would be the case from her comms but this was on another level.
Comms: Not bad initially, quickly arranged a meet. She was quite short on the messages but I've enountered this before and just taken it as efficiency in booking, in this case should have been a warning sign. Arrived at location and let her know, got a text asking to wait five minutes. 10 mins later... text to ask if we were still on, another text back apologising and asking for 5 more minutes. Should have walked at this point but waited, eventually got another text to say she was ready at this point 15 mins past the agreed booking time. Then had to play ping pong waiting a couple of minutes between each message to establish which building she was actually in, eventually got the
wrong name of the building and spent another 5 minutes wandering around to find the place..
The Meet: Eventually got into the flat and was initially pleasantly surprised with the girl wearing a nice set of lingerie behind the door, this disappeared quickly when it became clear she could not be bothered in the slightest. Handed over the notes which she stashed before saying "upstairs then" and led me up there. Once up there she said "what is it you actually want then", so briefly explained and probably should have been more explicit..
Got undressed and walked to where she was stood by the bed and she.. did nothing. Nothing at all, stood like a shop window manequin. Went for a kiss and she dodged it immediately, tried some light touching and got zero reaction or touching back. Eventually thought sod this and got her undressed, she grabbed a condom and said "shall I put this on then" so said okay and she did. She asked me to lie down and then immediately tried to hop onboard, no oral with or without. I was done by this point so let her get on with it so I could get out asap, it's lucky she's actually pretty attractive otherwise she wouldn't have been getting him in anywhere. Then ensued 5 minutes of the most disinterested CG I've ever had, if she had a watch on she'd have been checking it every few seconds without a doubt. No eye contact, no noises and not the remotest attempt to pretend to enjoy it.
I was already writing this in my head by now so this was never going to get me off, asked to go on top and she got into doggy position. Again zero effort on her part, there was also a distinct smell of condom lube in this position as if she was "well used". Frankly I'm not sure if I even finished or if I just wanted this to end badly enough I'd faked it so well even I believed it... All in all the meet was over and done within 15 minutes at most, no chit chat while getting redressed got the hell out of there as fast as possible.
Summary: Worst punt I've had bar none. The only saving grace is that she's attractive, but services wise it's not remotely worth it even for a P&D. The whole experience was just uncomfortable, I'd even go so far as to say a little hostile. Some of the quotes on the profile are laughable in hindsight:
"Perfect lips for kissing and sucking
" - Appears to do neither
"My time is precious just like to so I don't need any time wasters." - Wasted half an hour of my time before we'd even started and was so disinterested in the meet I was overjoyed that I'd only booked half an hour!
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